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Ten.5 ♒ [Filtered to staff and Erinads]

As some of you may know, Sybille's thirty sixth birthday will be coming this week on the eighth. If you're a friend or acquaintance of hers, I invite you to join us for dinner in Hogsmeade if you are able.
If possible, dress nice and bring a gift. I'll pay for dinner but drinks are your own problem.

We will be meeting at 8pm at the restaurant called Le Nuit a few places away from the station. Don't be late, it's tacky.

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I guess that makes sense, but damn if I wasn't looking forward to the false teeth that would inevitably follow.

This would be so damn much easier if I had access to urban dictionary. I don't even know how the hell to explain it. Y'know how there're just words that you know the meaning to but you can't explain? This is one of them. It's a stupid weeaboo term that I only use for irony. Basically you act all distant and cold but secretly you're gushy and shit. You're pretty much the epitome of tsundere.

No. Nope. Stop. You want me to take my job seriously, I'm gonna take these Japanese lessons seriously. That means no Student/Teacher, man. None.

Unless you ask nicely.

In which case I might just have to give in. But only if you ask very, very nicely.

And even then it might still be a no.

I'm sure you'd be able to find the silver lining in every crowd, wouldn't you? I'm not entirely sure I want you to have false teeth, they sound disgusting.

Maybe you shouldn't use words you can't explain. Or ones that don't actually apply. That doesn't sound anything like me, not one bit.

I want you to take your job seriously, yes. It's not your job to teach me, you aren't obligated to be professional.

If we were to roleplay a scenario like that, it would make more sense for me to be the teacher.

That hurts, Murdoc. That hurts so much. I mean, what are you going to do when I'm an old man? Old men don't always keep their teeth. Are you just going to shun me when I have to get a mouth full of falsies?

Murdoc, please. Your tsun is shining brighter every day.

And why the hell do you say that? It's a roleplay scenario. I can be what I wanna be.

Probably, yes. I like my men to keep their teeth healthy.

I don't really understand what you're implying by that, but I'm going to deny any implication that such a ridiculous word fits me.

Seems strange for the teacher to take it from his student, doesn't it?

Well it's a good thing I'm not British, then. I mean just look at their teeth. I'd be fucking screwed.

Of course you would deny it. That's what a tsundere does.

Just because you're older doesn't automatically make you the teacher in this situation- no matter how many times I've called you senpai.

Yes. It's a damn good thing you have sturdy American teeth. Perfect for being rotted out by copious amounts of sugar.

Though if you didn't have teeth I'm sure I'd find some use for you.

I am not a tsundere. Stop it.

Why would a student be older than his teacher? Why would the student be the one on top?

I dunno, by this point you're sounding pretty bitter. Could use some more sugar again.

Oh really, what's that? I could think of a few things, but my mind is always on a different track than yours. I'd hate to embarrass myself.

Mmm, open those curtains, let that tsunshine flow in.

If you keep this up, I'm not roleplaying with you and it'll just be a normal, boring lesson.

I don't know if you've done anything to deserve sweet words, actually. Your teeth are safe for now.

On the contrary, I'd hate to embarrass MYself by admitting such a thing. If you didn't understand there's no hope for us.

Shut up.

Can you keep your own promises?

Maybe it's for the best.

Alright fine, I'll bite. You were implying I'd be even better at sucking you off than I am now. If that's even possible. I'm having my doubts.

I'm trying not to look directly at it, I think I'd go blind instantly.

Of course I can. What kind of man do you think I am? I'm not insatiable. Just really fucking close.

Indeed. For the both of us.

Something like that, yes.
Now, now. You know even the most masterful artists strive to continuously improve. What is life if we are not constantly working toward a goal?

Piss off.

I'm unconvinced.

If you're not careful, I'm going to start thinking you don't like the way I suck your dick. Or is this your way of saying I should 'practice' more? If you want more BJs then all you have to do is ask nicely. Just be like 'Hey Bro, suck my dick' and I'll just get down on my knees right then and there no questions asked. But you gotta actually ask. Can't just read your mind. You may think otherwise, but I don't have a sex sense that tingles whenever you're horny. I'm not Sexerman. I can shoot, but it ain't webs.

Why's it bother you so much? It's not like it's a bad thing, y'know.

I know what I just got finished rambling about up there might make it seem even more unconvincing, but it's totally true and I'll fucking prove it.

I never said that! You know damn well I like it. I only meant to say that nobody is ever perfect, even if you're damn well close to being perfect at it.

If I wanted you to do it, I would ask you to do it.

Have you noticed that you start off making a good point and it sort of just dissolves into nonsense? I have.

It's stupid. You're stupid.

You won't make it through a single lesson.

Oh come on, babe. You know deep down inside that your dick + my mouth = perfection.

That's because you're really culturally ignorant at times.

It's not my fault you can't accept yourself for who you are. But if it pisses you off that much, I'll drop it.

How much you wanna bet on that one?

I suppose you could say it's as close as it gets.

I'm not culturally ignorant. I'm perfectly well cultured! You spout nonsense, that's the problem!

I never said it pissed me off, I said it's annoying. And untrue. Because it is.

How much do you have?

Good enough for me.

Nonsense? Alright. If that's what you think, why d'you care so much?

Right, sure.

I have enough to put up whatever price you name.

You're easily pleased.

Because it's annoying nonsense and it makes conversations confusing, that's why.

Seeing as how it'll be your money I think you should name it.

Would you rather I act more like a diva?

I guess for now I'll drop it then, babe. Because we have far more important matters to focus on. Like the bet. And if you want me to name a price, then fine.

A hundred galleons.

[A small fortune, but worth it.]

No. We can't all be bred for special treatment, after all. I'd rather you devote your extra attention to me.

Consider it a bet, then.

You or your dick?

Fine. I hope you're prepared to lose that much. I'd hate for you to lose your house or something. I'll make sure Eridan and Cronus get fed, though.

Me. My dick is a part of my body and thus, myself.

Please, this is child's play. How poor do you think I am, Strider?

Well fuck, can't argue with that logic.

A hundred galleons is a lot for most wizards, how'm I supposed to know how much you've got? But if you're really so confident that it won't leave you high and dry, then great. Be prepared to make me a little richer.

No, you can't.

It is a lot, but if need be you and you children can live in my house while you scrape together the money. It's quite big, you know. My only rule is that you don't sell your body in order to pay me back. I don't like other people touching my stuff.

Name a time, you sexual deviant.

I'm pretty sure I've told you that money isn't an issue for ME either. So let's both just accept the fact 100 galleons ain't nothing to either of us. Maybe the winner should donate it to some orphanage or something since clearly it's meaningless to the two of us.

Since when did you get the papers stating you own my cock?

Any weekend.

Then it's a bet. I'll see you in your classroom this saturday, professor.

I thought you had already consented to being mine some time ago.

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