TwO

[mo_cara]

[sloppily spelled private]
sometimes it motherfuckin sucks to have a
best friend who says that it don't count as a relationship
and a dude i like who would rather talk to lizards
and neither of them are all into hanging with me right now anyway
and everyone else got in their pans what they think i'm crazy
i wonder what it's like to all up and be someone else
just groovin on miracles and bumpin sounds and not even caring what no other motherfucker thinks
maybe ill go ask puckerman if he's got any weed

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[Public entry.]
sO wHaT iS aLl Up WiTh ThEm SnOw MoThErFuCkErS?

Comments

[faintwaves]

I don't know...they're sort of pushy.

Have they been bothering you as well?

[mo_cara]

ThEy BeEn GiViNg Me ReAl MoThErFuCkIn FuNnY lOoKs.
AnD oNe Of ThEm AlL uP aNd SnAtChEd A mOtHeRfUcKeR's HoMeWoRk!

[faintwaves]

oh no!!

Do you need help getting it back??

Or maybe...redoing it? I don't know.

[mo_cara]

i GuEsS iF yOu SeE oNe Of ThOsE mOtHeRfUcKeRs WiTh My PaRcHmEnT, yOu CoUlD gEt MeDiEvAl oN tHaT sNoW dUdE.

[faintwaves]

Uhhh sure...medieval.

[mo_cara]

yEaH yOu KnOw LiKe JoUsTiNg AnD cAsTlEs AnD ThE pLaGuE aNd PrInCeSsEs AnD sHiT.

[faintwaves]

Well yes

But you don't exactly strike me as the princess type. If you want to be one, though, that's perfectly fine. I can knight for you any time.

[mo_cara]

I gUeSs ThEm BiG hAtS wHaT gOtS tHeM sCaRvEs On ThEm ArE pReTtY bItChTiTs!

[faintwaves]

Bitchtits?

Does that mean you want a hat?

[mo_cara]

YeAh, ThAt SoUnDs PrEtTy MoThErFuCkIn SwEeT, bUt I dOn'T eVeN kNoW wHeRe I'd GeT oNe.
CoUlD mOtHeRfUcKiN mAKe OnE, i GuEsS!

[faintwaves]

I could...make one...

I don't usually make hats, but it should be easy enough.

[mo_cara]

YeAh, My SiStEr?

[faintwaves]

Well...yeah!

I suppose it depends on what colours you'd want for it, though.

[mo_cara]

pUrPlE iS tHe ShIt!
AnD gReEn, ToO, i GuEsS.
lIkE tHe MoThErFuCkIn JoKeR!

[faintwaves]

...Who's the Joker?

[mo_cara]

BaTmAn'S aRcH mOtHeRfUcKiN nEmsIs!

[faintwaves]

Oh, I see.





Who's Batman?

[mo_cara]

oH, hE's ThIs SaD-aSs MoThErFuCkEr WhAt SaW hIs PaReNtS kIlLeD, sO hE cAn'T lAuGh No MoRe AnD dReSsEs Up LiKe A bAt To FiGhT cRiMe.
He'S gOt A sWeEt FuCkIn RiDe ThOuGh.