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[mo_cara]

[sloppily spelled private]
sometimes it motherfuckin sucks to have a
best friend who says that it don't count as a relationship
and a dude i like who would rather talk to lizards
and neither of them are all into hanging with me right now anyway
and everyone else got in their pans what they think i'm crazy
i wonder what it's like to all up and be someone else
just groovin on miracles and bumpin sounds and not even caring what no other motherfucker thinks
maybe ill go ask puckerman if he's got any weed

[/private]





[Public entry.]
sO wHaT iS aLl Up WiTh ThEm SnOw MoThErFuCkErS?

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[magichairbrush]

Well, it is February.

[mo_cara]

iS tHaT uSuAlLy WhEn SnOw DuDeS gO oN a RaMpAgE aNd ShIt?
BeCaUsE i DoN't ReMeMbEr ThAt FrOm LaSt YeAr.
BuT tHeRe Is A lOt Of ShIt ThAt DoN't StIcK uP iN mY pAn!

[magichairbrush]

Oh, that! I think that might just be the castle being the castle again... But I'm never sure.

[mo_cara]

MaN, tHaT mOtHeRfUcKeR aLl Up AnD sNaTcHeD mY hOmEwOrK.
aNd He AiN't EvEn In My ClAsS!

[magichairbrush]

No, Gamzee, I don't think any of the snowmen are in any of the classes.

What class did it take your homework for?

[mo_cara]

cHaRmS.
aRe YoU sUrE tHeY aIn'T iN aNy ClAsSeS?

[magichairbrush]

I'm sure Professor Cierra will give you some extra time. She's very sweet.

I'm positive, Gamzee.

[mo_cara]

cAuSe I tHoUgHt I gOt My PeEpErS oN oNe In HeRbOlOgY.
tHaT mIgHt HaVe BeEn FeFeRi'S hAiR, tHoUgH.

[magichairbrush]

Yeah, maybe it was Feferi's hair.

[yerawwizarderi]

uh gam
wwhats goin on

[mo_cara]

YeAh, MoThErFuCkEr!
ThAt'S wHaT i'M aSkInG!

[yerawwizarderi]

oh wwait youre probably gonna pretend you dont knoww wwhat im talkin about
hang on ill come find you dont fuckin wwander off on me

[mo_cara]

sUrE tHiNg, BrO.
a MoThErFuCkEr Be JuSt ChIlLiN iN tHe CoMmOn RoOm.

[yerawwizarderi]

ok go up to the dorm ill be right there
i dont think you wwant to talk about this in front a anybody

[mo_cara]

wHaTeVeR yOu AlL bE SaYiN, bRo.

[And Gamzee will go. He's nothing if not pliable.]

[yerawwizarderi]

[Good, because Eridan will be waiting with his own book to show him.]

This, fuckwwit, I'm talkin' about this. Explain this.

[His huge mopey mountain of text.]

[mo_cara]

[Gamzee blinks, and peers at the text, and then his face goes weirdly still. He's silent for a moment, then he looks up at Eridan, and there's a cold edge in his eyes.]

That was supposed to be motherfuckin' private.

[faintwaves]

I don't know...they're sort of pushy.

Have they been bothering you as well?

[mo_cara]

ThEy BeEn GiViNg Me ReAl MoThErFuCkIn FuNnY lOoKs.
AnD oNe Of ThEm AlL uP aNd SnAtChEd A mOtHeRfUcKeR's HoMeWoRk!

[faintwaves]

oh no!!

Do you need help getting it back??

Or maybe...redoing it? I don't know.

[mo_cara]

i GuEsS iF yOu SeE oNe Of ThOsE mOtHeRfUcKeRs WiTh My PaRcHmEnT, yOu CoUlD gEt MeDiEvAl oN tHaT sNoW dUdE.

[faintwaves]

Uhhh sure...medieval.

[mo_cara]

yEaH yOu KnOw LiKe JoUsTiNg AnD cAsTlEs AnD ThE pLaGuE aNd PrInCeSsEs AnD sHiT.

[faintwaves]

Well yes

But you don't exactly strike me as the princess type. If you want to be one, though, that's perfectly fine. I can knight for you any time.

[mo_cara]

I gUeSs ThEm BiG hAtS wHaT gOtS tHeM sCaRvEs On ThEm ArE pReTtY bItChTiTs!