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[givesyouaboner]

I'm sure you guys have seen Professor Vantas's family tree assignment. I have to admit I'm at a loss of how to proceed with it.
Have you guys started?

_{[filtered to Bro]}

Do you know anything about my mother?

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[bev_rage]

yea
i set an awol owl to aunt roxanne assking about the lolonde side

[givesyouaboner]

Even though there's no direct relation, do you think it's okay to include your family beyond Dave's mother?
My presentation is going to be short enough as it is.

[bev_rage]

ttly counts, go 4 it
im adding a herd of striders to mine

[givesyouaboner]

You should totally mention that my dad was famous in the muggle world.

[bev_rage]

maekin a note 'bout muggle cinima director david streider r

[givesyouaboner]

Yes, good. I'll be sure to mention amazing novelists.

[bev_rage]

ur the best, dirky

[Locked down tighter than fort knox]

[plushaeusrumpified]

[Oh. Well.

Goddamn it Sal he's going to find you and punch you in the nads.

If he can reach them since he'd practically have to get on his belly just to find them, you freaking shorty.]

A few things, yeah.

You can just write 'Violet Strider, Muggle' and be done with it though.

the most filtered that filtered can be

[givesyouaboner]

I have to do an oral presentation though. I need to be able to say more than "this was apparently my mother."

perma filtered

[plushaeusrumpified]

Why, though? That's accurate. It doesn't have to be anymore detailed than that.

Just make up for it by writing double about me and how sugoi I am.

perma filtered

[givesyouaboner]

I don't know anything about her. I have a right to know about her. I don't even know if she's alive.

How much about you do you really want other students to know?

[plushaeusrumpified]

Did he seriously never tell you anything?

I don't have anything to hide. Tell 'em everything.




Well, except maybe not about my website.

[givesyouaboner]

If he did, I wouldn't be asking.

Are you sure? I'm pretty sure that falls under "sugoi" as well as "interesting things I never knew I wanted to know about Professor Strider." It'd make class entertaining.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Alright, you're right. Fine.

I'll tell you if you promise not to mention that bit.

[allisnotlost]

ivve started on it a bit
im mainly askin around our family for solid information before i send a feww letters out

[givesyouaboner]

I don't really have sources outside of everyone at school.
My family, man.

[allisnotlost]

then that might be your only shot is askin them
im just lucky ivve got sources here and sisters thatvve already asked their family and such
makes things a lot easier

[givesyouaboner]

Yeah. That makes it easy. Are you actually doing the presentation or just turning in the assignment?

[seeringlight]

I'm never going to get this assignment done. Not only must I dive into the Lalonde history, I also much touch the elusive Strider side. This is only asking for everything to go wrong.

[She also doesn't want to do the assignment for blood reasons.]

[givesyouaboner]

Technically I guess you don't have to go farther back than Grandma and Grandpa. I'm going to ask Uncle Dirk for more details, though. The Striders are an elusive mystery.

[seeringlight]

Minimal work or not, there's a lot to say of our line.

I'm not particularly surprised. It's like you guys make it a job to be as mysterious as possible. Replace mysterious with ridiculous.

[givesyouaboner]

That should be enough to supplement, then.

Hey, don't hate. It's part of our appeal.

[seeringlight]

Ah yes. I'm completely sold on falling for the mysterious charms you all try to exhibit. Your successors aren't very successful in it, honestly.

[givesyouaboner]

True charm skips a generation. And hops over a few branches on the family tree. Your previous experiences with my kin are nullified.

[seeringlight]

I think they would be offended if they heard you say that about them! Best keep a little quiet on your natural charm that they can only wish to have.