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Dirk Strider ([personal profile] givesyouaboner) wrote in [community profile] sortinghat_rp2012-11-12 10:25 pm

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I'm sure you guys have seen Professor Vantas's family tree assignment. I have to admit I'm at a loss of how to proceed with it.
Have you guys started?

[filtered to Bro]

Do you know anything about my mother?
plushaeusrumpified: (That's cool but if my friends ask)

[personal profile] plushaeusrumpified 2012-11-14 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
I honestly don't know anything about her family, sorry kiddo.

[But he does shift slightly at the mention of Dirk's grandparents. Of all the people he wants to talk about, they rank in the 9th level of hell fucking no.]

There ain't a lot to say about 'em. They're muggles. As muggle as you can get.
plushaeusrumpified: (love but don't want to)

[personal profile] plushaeusrumpified 2012-11-19 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
As if Lil Sal'd give you a low grade. I don't think he's capable of that. I'm sure he gives everybody top marks because he'd feel guilty otherwise.

I really don't know. I haven't examined the family tree closely. As far as I know, all the magic started with me.
plushaeusrumpified: (love but don't want to)

[personal profile] plushaeusrumpified 2012-11-20 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
It probably is, Dirk. But I'm not an expert on the matter, y'know? I'm sure somebody back down the line must've been magical, but as far as I personally know, I'm the only one in a longass while. Ma, pa, ain't none of them ever mentioned a wizard. Which is why they thought I was such a freak, I guess, since it was such a foreign concept.

[He lets out a small sigh, because he has a feeling this isn't going to be the end of it.]

Look, if you want me to do a little digging I can, but it might take a while.

[Despite the sigh, he doesn't actually sound reluctant. Admittedly a part of him's gotten curious about it too, and he probably would in his spare time anyway.]
plushaeusrumpified: (I'll take the high road like I should)

[personal profile] plushaeusrumpified 2012-11-27 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Excuse me, it was on purpose, thank you. [Gosh.]

But yeah. I'll do it, just gimme a while or whatever. I think it'd be easier if I did it. Maybe you could help though, if you wanted. It's up to you.
plushaeusrumpified: (love but don't want to)

[personal profile] plushaeusrumpified 2012-11-28 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. [The most unimpressed of looks. Except not really.]

I dunno what I'll have you do right now. I need to figure out where the hell to start and I have no idea. This isn't gonna be easy.
plushaeusrumpified: (is the last of all)

[personal profile] plushaeusrumpified 2012-11-29 10:02 am (UTC)(link)
Well either way, I'm not just gonna leave you hanging. I'll get back to you about it as soon as I can. But I think you should have enough for now to pass your assignment, at least. So there's a silver lining, eh?
plushaeusrumpified: (my head was oversized)

[personal profile] plushaeusrumpified 2012-11-29 11:26 am (UTC)(link)
You're welcome, man.

[He reaches out, ruffling Dirk's hair a little bit and giving him a small smile, before holding his hand out for the more customary fistbump.]
plushaeusrumpified: (at the mess you made)

[personal profile] plushaeusrumpified 2012-11-30 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Damn it. It's hard not to smile a little wider at the look on Dirk's face, and after a few moments he holds out his arms. You get a hug, Dirk.]