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[savviest]

If you will allow an old man to regale you with a tale of his youth, I should like to inform you all that when I was a student here we had to FIT into our robes to be accepted. What has the education system come to, I ask! I thought I'd be professoring...professing? Not nannying!
Is it too late to call shenanigans? I'm calling shenanigans. I resign. I quit.

I'll be in my office if anyone over the wise age of eleven has anything of worth to mention.

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[ficklefuckwit]

Does it count if ive just turned twelve today?

[savviest]

I imagine so.

Congratulations, lad! You are now a boy child! Your eyes are ablaze with youth and stupidity and nothing shall ever take that from you until you turn thirteen!

[ficklefuckwit]

Though i suppose i havent really got much of worth to mention.

But certainly nothing will take my blaze of youth and stupidity. Probably not for long after ive turned fourteen! Because thats when people really start to grow up ive noticed.

[savviest]

If you are truly lucky, you may go through life without ever having to lose it! But you will also find it arouses suspicion and, occasionally, you will be wrongly accused of theft when really whatever it is just fell in your pocket!!