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[savviest]

If you will allow an old man to regale you with a tale of his youth, I should like to inform you all that when I was a student here we had to FIT into our robes to be accepted. What has the education system come to, I ask! I thought I'd be professoring...professing? Not nannying!
Is it too late to call shenanigans? I'm calling shenanigans. I resign. I quit.

I'll be in my office if anyone over the wise age of eleven has anything of worth to mention.

Comments

[tiniestcaptain]

Do you always talk to yourself like this, sir?

[arrogantalloy]

I fit my robes.

[Because Bruce fixed them.]

[notsoradical]

im sorry.
im thirteen but my robes are big.
is there a spell to fix them, sir?
im not really good at them. :[
and i dont want you to be mad.
im sorry.

[ficklefuckwit]

Does it count if ive just turned twelve today?

[smackmybitchup]

Ahaha, man no way, are you seriously quitting? Getting all proper sulky like that and quitting?!

[marshall_lee]

I'm still well over eleven Sir. I think the castle is being ridiculous again.

..some things never change.

[brohoof]

I know, right? I thought this place was for big kids, not babies. But all of a sudden there's like a million little boogers running around. I don't even know where they came from! It's really weird.

Also you talk weird. Like, I know you're British any everything, but you still talk a lot weirder than anyone I've met so far. It's like nothing can be normal in this place.

Not trying to be mean or anything, sir.

[thesmallesttrickster]

Are you sure you want to quit, sir? It would be very sad to lose you over a small magical hiccup such as this.

[thrownout]

How can you quit if stay in your office?