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[3potionproblem]

Sent away for two pairs of boxing gloves. Not fond of waiting. Anyone here happen to own a pair and have them on hand?

For purchase, lease, or to borrow.

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[arrogantalloy]

Most of them do. Believe me.

I wouldn't worry about me falling off his bed. He'd never let me fall.

[3potionproblem]

How disgustingly sweet.

[arrogantalloy]

It's not sweet. It's just Bruce. He doesn't like seeing his friends hurt, weirdly.

[3potionproblem]

That's one way to put it.

[arrogantalloy]

Then how would you put it, Sargent Suggestive?

[3potionproblem]

What I would say would need to be filtered. And I don't care to. So I won't.

[arrogantalloy]

Really? Too scared to share your opinions? Well, I have to say that's a first.

Hiding it under apathy Sherlock. Look up. I'm shaking my head at you from here.

[Proceeds to give him imitation-Mycroft unimpressed face while shaking his head at him.]

[3potionproblem]

Not scared. They're simply not anyone's business. And those whose business it is don't need my help making a mess of things.

[arrogantalloy]

That sounds like a dig at me. Come on, you've started this engine, so you can't let it stall.

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See look. I've even started it for you. Really not even that hard.

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[3potionproblem]

I refuse to put this in writing.

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[arrogantalloy]

If you want we can just talk right now. I'm sure Herbert and Bruce would be interested in your thoughts too.

Or would you rather we both suspiciously get up and go somewhere quiet like we've been passing super secret love notes?

I mean, I have no shame. But Herbert and Bruce might get curious.

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[3potionproblem]

Let them be curious. I'm not saying a word, Tony.

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[arrogantalloy]

They can be curious. I can't. I want to know.

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[3potionproblem]

Not a word. I promised.

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[arrogantalloy]

See, now saying that just makes me want to know more.

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[3potionproblem]

I know.

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[arrogantalloy]

You know I always get my way when I want to know something, right?

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[3potionproblem]

I know you think you're irresistable but I happen to be immune.

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[arrogantalloy]

Yeah. I have more than just my "feminine whiles" to get what I want from people.

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[3potionproblem]

Doesn't matter. My lips are sealed.

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[arrogantalloy]

On who's behalf?

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[3potionproblem]

An interested party's.

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[arrogantalloy]

You enjoy being vague too much. I can keep secrets you know. At least when they aren't about me. Now, just tell me.

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[3potionproblem]

It is about you, as well you know. It's why you're desperate to know.

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[arrogantalloy]

I meant about just myself. When have I ever kissed and told? I mean sure I brag about doing it, but never with whom.

So as far as the other party is concerned they'll never know I know.