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[3potionproblem]

Sent away for two pairs of boxing gloves. Not fond of waiting. Anyone here happen to own a pair and have them on hand?

For purchase, lease, or to borrow.

Comments

[arrogantalloy]

Cumquat?

Wait, why am I a tiny orange all of a sudden?

[3potionproblem]

I don't know. It sounds much worse than it really is. Thought it made a fair enough curse phonetically.

[arrogantalloy]

It is pretty misleading. I like it actually, it's kind of esoteric and out of nowhere.

[3potionproblem]

Thank you.

[arrogantalloy]

Not sure if it's a compliment.

[3potionproblem]

It was.

[arrogantalloy]

Maybe. But normally when I compliment people I'm sort of aware I'm doing it.

[3potionproblem]

Seems you're branching out then.

[arrogantalloy]

Complimenting the call, and complimenting you aren't the same thing.

[3potionproblem]

Semantics, Tony.

[arrogantalloy]

It's semantics that make the world go round.

[3potionproblem]

And here I thought it was powered by your ego.

[arrogantalloy]

I'm flattered that you think I have a powerful ego. Really, I am.

But we both know it isn't that big yet.

[3potionproblem]

It's compensating.

[arrogantalloy]

What could it possibly be compensating for?

[3potionproblem]

Never mind. I'll leave the baseless sexual innuendo to you.

[arrogantalloy]

Yeah, not compensating there. I promise. I can even prove it if I have to.

[3potionproblem]

No need. I've seen it.

[arrogantalloy]

Then you know I'm not compensating.

[3potionproblem]

I said no need. Do you want me to sing its praises?

[arrogantalloy]

If you really want to. But it's going to look like you have a thing for me.

[3potionproblem]

You're impossible.

[arrogantalloy]

You and Bruce are really starting to make a habit of calling me that.

[3potionproblem]

You should put more stock in its validity, then.

[arrogantalloy]

Nothing is impossible. Just improbable, shouldn't you know that?

Actually, shouldn't you both know that?