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Sent away for two pairs of boxing gloves. Not fond of waiting. Anyone here happen to own a pair and have them on hand?

For purchase, lease, or to borrow.

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this needed to happen sometime ok

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Nerds fighting is the most hilarious thing I think could happen, thanks for that laugh.

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John Watson is not a nerd.

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The weird kid? You're fighting him? This just keeps getting better.

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He's not weird either.

And it's more sparring than fighting.

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He's a total weirdo.

Can I watch?

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On what basis?

And no.

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Why not? Is sparring another word for shagging, because that's all you had to say, I don't want to watch you two get it on.

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Yes.

John and I are shagging.

That's why I'm asking for boxing gloves.

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That is so kinky. I'm proud of you, mate!

Be sure to use protection when you sing him the sweet sweet song of the humming bird down by the fire.

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I have no idea what half of that means but I assume you're attempting to speak English. Might I suggest trying smaller, simpler sentences first before branching out into the usage of adjectives, similes and metaphors.

Case and point: I was using sarcasm. It's among those higher level English skills.

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All of those things are pointless!

But I'd like to point out that the French use sarcasm too, so it's not an English skill.

Nathan: 100 awesome points

Sherlock: 1 weird kid

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You're an idiot, Nathan. Do shut up.

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I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you!

You just couldn't think of anything to say to me being right.

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Being right about what?

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The French use sarcasm too and they speak Franqwoizé.

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One: we're not on a point system. Two: why do I care what random information you want to plug into a conversation that never mentioned French?

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Well we're not on a numbering system too! if you're making rules now, so am I!

Because it proves sarcasm isn't an English skill. Maybe you should stop thinking with your cock and use your brain, someone wise once told me that.

[Aka everyone and he didn't listen.]

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Nathan, you're a moron. Sarcasm is an English language component. I don't care what other languages also use it; whether or not it was solely an English turn of phrase was never part of me telling you to shut up.

You know what? French also has adjectives and nouns and verbs and direct objects. See how not pertinent to the conversation that is?

So do shut up. You bring down the IQ of everyone in this castle with your pathetic attempts to inflate your ego with an intellectual prowess you don't possess.

Why not spend you time instead writing lists of all the pointless tit bits you can interject with and compose an ongoing conversation with yourself?

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Uh oh, your panties are in a twist now.

Go get weird kid to sort that out, you guys can be little creeps with boxing gloves.

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Better than being you.

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That hurts, it really does.

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Okay.

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I didn't mention the part where it doesn't actually.

But let's both be serious for a minute, alright?

Are you the boner or the bonee?

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No.

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Are you sure I'm the one having trouble with English?