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[brothor]

HOGWARTS. I have a terribly difficult question for you. One that has plagued the minds of many since the dawn of man. One could say wars have begun over such a complex question.

Which do you prefer! Dogs OR Cats?
Now I know a lot of you will be quick to claim cats, particularly when you may take them to and from school and they may also perch on your shoulder and breathe down your neck as you answer. Do not be biased, friends! Look into your heart.


Do you prefer playfulness, curiosity/fearlessness, chase-proneness, sociability and on some occasions aggressiveness?!??!


Or do you prefer the curious, sweet, playful, grace and entitled nature of the cat?

Personally I find myself preferring dogs! I do not say this simply because Geri and Frecki could very well smother me if I gave the wrong answer, but because they have been my best friends for my entire life!

Comments

[plushaeusrumpified]

You shouldn't want to rap for points, man. You should want to rap for the thrill of it. The feeling you get when those words flow out of you. It ain't a feeling you can replace, and it's an insult to the craft if you do it simply for points.

And all's fair in lols and war.

[brothor]

Then I suppose I am insulting the craft! You may not have noticed, but my English is not exactly up to scratch. Unless you were interested in having me rap in Norse, I cannot ever promise the words will flow as they do with you!

I give up.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Do it. Rap in Norse for me. Right now. Show me what you've got, kid.

Quitters never get anywhere in life. I'm disappointed.

[brothor]

Oh, okay.

Det var en gang en professor som heter Strider
Hvis klasser vokste bredere og bredere
Han erter sine studenter
som kanskje ikke er forsvarlig
Fordi de fylte hatten med edderkopper!

Gjengen liv, professor!

[plushaeusrumpified]

Wow.

That was a truly moving rap. Just... I'm so touched right now, you have no idea. A+. 10 points to Gryffindor.

[He has no idea what it said at all.]

[brothor]

Thank you, sir! You are too kind!

But I must ask! Do you speak Norwegian?

[plushaeusrumpified]

Let's say I do and leave it at that. I'm the language professor, I speak every language until proven otherwise.

[brothor]

As you wish, professor! I will take your word for it!