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[savviest]

Hogwarts!
Now that we've returned both from our holidays and from our graceful plummet into the past and future, I feel that we are overdue for some introductions.

We shall begin with the best one! Here I am, Professor Jack Sparrow! The charmingest of charm teachers with multiple talents in various areas. My enjoyments include rum, wine and scotch on occasion.

I was severely tempted to greet all of your smiling faces with an essay, but that would require setting one. Instead, I ask that you step forward, introduce yourself and tell me ONE thing that you are supposedly good at so I'll know if you'll be of any use in the future I can get to know you!

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[savviest]

Hero, eh? Where were you when everyone had boogies flying out their nose and couldn't take two steps without falling over and sobbing?

I appreciate not having to mark one. For now.

Charms are the zest of the magical life! However, I am already well versed in the way of muggles, lad.

[allamericanreject]

Um well i was dealin with my boyfriend bein like way older than me? you know stuff like that. also i think i was kinda depressed at the time. it was pretty lame.

Oh. Huh. Im also good at other things but theyre not useful skills around here I dont think. :( Mostly just videogames and stuff.

[savviest]

What an incredibly normal and not at all loopy start to the educational year for me! Truly a triumph above all others.

I'm not much of an expert in the way of video games, but situation based stimulation TENDS to impact real life. Vaguely.