Jack Sparrow (
savviest) wrote in
sortinghat_rp2013-01-11 05:45 pm
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Hogwarts!
Now that we've returned both from our holidays and from our graceful plummet into the past and future, I feel that we are overdue for some introductions.
We shall begin with the best one! Here I am, Professor Jack Sparrow! The charmingest of charm teachers with multiple talents in various areas. My enjoyments include rum, wine and scotch on occasion.
I was severely tempted to greet all of your smiling faces with an essay, but that would require setting one. Instead, I ask that you step forward, introduce yourself and tell me ONE thing that you are supposedly good at soI'll know if you'll be of any use in the future I can get to know you!
Now that we've returned both from our holidays and from our graceful plummet into the past and future, I feel that we are overdue for some introductions.
We shall begin with the best one! Here I am, Professor Jack Sparrow! The charmingest of charm teachers with multiple talents in various areas. My enjoyments include rum, wine and scotch on occasion.
I was severely tempted to greet all of your smiling faces with an essay, but that would require setting one. Instead, I ask that you step forward, introduce yourself and tell me ONE thing that you are supposedly good at so

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I should hope you won't be using your magificent powers to lob bits of paper or your desk at me.
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If you fall asleep and snore though, I may consider it.
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What if I assign kip o'clock?