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I'm no longer under the trace. Still trying to decide what to do with this new found freedom.

Suggestions welcome.

I was thinking more biological than inanimate.

And I've seen Jarvis apparate with a bowl of chicken soup before.

You know, I might kill you one day. Not on purpose, mind, but there remains a very real possibility.

Well at least you're admitting it now.

And other than beside you, where is he standing?

Hey, I'm like a national treasure in the American engineering world. So, try not to accidentally kill me before I revolutionise the world.

In the throngs of dozens of girls and young women all batting their lashes and flashing him smiles while he gives their ample bossoms a fair amount of passing attention.

Like what?

Yeah, see, the thing with that is Jarvis is probably an old pro at Apparition. And also that chicken soup's not likely to react violently when jumbled.

Americans treasure the oddest things.

I'm almost starting to pity you.

When's the last time he even took a girl out? Or hit on one? Like This is an actual question, I don't notice other people's attempts unless it gets in the way.

And Stephen Fry isn't odd?

Hey, my dad is world renown. You probably even have something he's helped developed for wizards in your home. I'm his son and a genius to rival his own, so really, all I can bring is amazing to the table.

I don't want your pity. I don't even want your understanding. I want this to be a non topic.

And the last time he dated anyone is inconsiquential. He was wounded and his confidence was struck. Having fixed his limp, he'll back back to normal in all ways. I can't attest to his flirting as I'm rarely in his company around others nor do we share classes.

Well I can either tell you, or let you feel the pride you get when figuring it out on your own. I'll give you a hint; it's obvious.

There is nothing that man can't do when it comes to magic, or cooking.

Then good luck changing the world, Tony. I'm sure it will bring you nothing but happiness.

[Blatantly ignores the first part, taking his continuation on the topic as a sign that he should.]

But when ever you don't have classes you're both talking on the journals. Giggling at that really, makes you look like a 14 year old girl, but hey. Could be your thing. But you two are pretty much always flirting on here, I've said that much before.

As for the limp. When ever I see him, he's standing still or sitting so I can't really say anything on it being better.