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I was thinking more biological than inanimate.

And I've seen Jarvis apparate with a bowl of chicken soup before.

Like what?

Yeah, see, the thing with that is Jarvis is probably an old pro at Apparition. And also that chicken soup's not likely to react violently when jumbled.

Well I can either tell you, or let you feel the pride you get when figuring it out on your own. I'll give you a hint; it's obvious.

There is nothing that man can't do when it comes to magic, or cooking.

"It's obvious." Wonderful hint. You really are a riddle-master, Tony Stark.

So, something he cares about that's organic. Can't be whatever number goat he's on now, that's for sure.

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Hey, it is obvious. It's actually a really good hint for those who can see it.

Yeah, really isn't the goats. But who ever cares about a school project?

Maybe I can't see the specifics, then, because I know he tolerates or even actually likes more people than he's willing to admit to. You get a pretty long list for someone who often insists that they're incapable of caring about anyone.

And here I thought you lot in Ravenclaw were supposed to care about learning.

We care about learning. But I'm not exactly patting dummy by the fireplace now, am I?

There is a list, but a list of people he's actually concerned about? Not that big.

You're right about that. That leaves me and...

Oh. Oh, I see what this is. This is you teasing about us supposedly being more than just friends again. Your insistence is staggering, especially since you actually share a room with Sherlock. You've had years to hear him go on about having zero interest in romance.

I'm not insisting, I'm observing. Sherlock's not the only one who can do it.

And please, he's my friend. He does actually talk to me about things, you know.

Yeah, you observe. Whether or not you bother to observe things in context is another matter altogether.

Like what? Everyone in Ravenclaw gossiping over crushes while braiding each others' hair?

Wait? Context matters? And here I thought everything was what you make of it too.

Hair braiding happens, but no one touches my hair. Well, Natasha does, but it's never a braid.

Of course context matter. How'd you like it if someone kept pointing at the conversations you and I have and going, "Ah, yep, definitely flirting."?

You might be being awfully generous about the hair-touching thing. If she's trying to punch you and incidentally touches your hair, I'm not sure it counts.

Difference is, we aren't flirting. I mean I can flirt with you if you really want. It could potentially get very messy, but if you want to know what it's like to flirt with me then maybe I should do the right thing and flirt?

She never aims for my head, mostly just the most never heavy parts of my arms and legs. I can easily say she is deliberately putting her fingers through my hair.

... no. No thanks. I'll pass on flirting with you for, oh, let's say forever. Yeah, forever sounds about right.

Well, in that case, someone has to groom you for ticks, so I'm glad she's taking one for the team.

I'll let Sherlock pick up my slack then if never's what you want.

Hardly, It's Bruce that makes sure I'm eating, sleeping and not being a complete and total ass. And also checking for ticks I guess.

Okay, you know what? Fine. Fine, I'll bite. Explain to me how the way Sherlock and I act around each other is flirting.

Bruce keeps you from being even more irritating than you already are? The school ought to have a parade in his honour, then.

Well for a start neither of you miss a chance to get each other's journals. And I'm pretty sure when you were waiting for him at Hogsmeade there was flirting going on after that.

Why else do you think I nominated him for Yule King?

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