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I'm no longer under the trace. Still trying to decide what to do with this new found freedom.

Suggestions welcome.

You know, if you have to ask that, I think you're going to have to start admitting you have a problem.

Iron with the brass trimmings.

Oh, the one with the... well, I'll hand it off to the house elves before it's returned.

What did you use it for? There better be nothing burnt in. I actually like this one.

Not burnt. Congealed, yes, but not burnt.

What jell-O have you been accidentally making in it?

Not accidental, I assure you. It is maybe toxic, however.

Oh come on I use that one for class. Can't you put the toxic things in Herbert's? Or whomever else you've stolen from?

Herbert's has some polyjuice brewing. I'd be obliged if you didn't mention it to him. I don't know that he's realized.

Probably not. Why do you need polyjuice?

Never know when a good disguise may be needed.

Yeah, outside of Hogwarts, yeah. I can see needing it. But here? Really? What you think you might need to take Natasha's tests for her? Be someone on a quidditch team?

Wait, that last one could come in handy.

Really, the less you know about what I get up to, the better.

When it comes to my stuff, I want to know what you're up to.

Maybe you shouldn't annnoy me, then. Less likely to get your things 'pinched'.

If you didn't annoy me, I wouldn't have to keep putting the wrong books into the wrong dust jackets on your shelves.

So really, we're even.

You know, I might kill you one day. Not on purpose, mind, but there remains a very real possibility.

Hey, I'm like a national treasure in the American engineering world. So, try not to accidentally kill me before I revolutionise the world.

Americans treasure the oddest things.

And Stephen Fry isn't odd?

Hey, my dad is world renown. You probably even have something he's helped developed for wizards in your home. I'm his son and a genius to rival his own, so really, all I can bring is amazing to the table.