sortinghat_rp | (no subject)

I honestly can't recall. I must have deleted it. Or he's around here somewhere...

You know harming animals is one of those trigger signs that adults look out for in kids, right?

I would say you worry me at times, but really you're just operating on par as far as I can tell.

Believe me, I know all about trigger signs in children. I've been through enough behavioral analysis to answer with utmost certainty that I do not have any violent comorbidity.

Well at least that's one thing I never have to be concerned about. This, this is a good thing.

You know me well enough to know if I wanted to hurt you, nothing would stop me. Therefore, obviously, I don't want to hurt you.

Or I've just not tried hard enough.

Besides, we all know you're far too fond of this face to damage it.

If you don't cease to bother John, I may just.

Who's bothering? I'm just talking to him. It's called being friendly. I know it's a foreign concept, but I'm sure you can figure it out.

Stop alluding to me flirting or us being a couple.

I talk to him about things that aren't Sherlock-centric as well.

Such as?

Ticks, girls, and hair.

Girls, hm? I'm sure you will both have a great deal of fun on the topic.

Well, I'm sure neither of us are hating the topic.

Well, don't let me stop you from vicariously living through his tales of conquest.

Vicariously? Who says I need to live vicariously through Johns flirting?

Because unlike you, John's done far more than just flirted.

Groping you doesn't count.

And what makes you think I haven't?

Leaving a girlfriend's place in a hurry with his pants around his knees in a run from an ill-timed intervention of her father is hardly a grope.

And you're all talk, Stark. All fourteen year olds are.

Okay, well I've just found my new hero, for a start. And I am not all talk, you know I've done things.

So glad I could introduce you.

Whatever you have done, I doubt it's much more than I have myself, honestly.

You really know how to deflate a guys ego like that.
It's a good thing this year, I have every intention of changing that, thank you very much.

Oh? With whom?

Certainly not with Bruce. You're too young for him.

Who says I'm too young for him?

There's really not that much difference between us you know. I mean there are millionaires out their with girls half their age. So I'm not that young.

Besides, I'm 15 in April.

Yes, I could tell by the overarching maturity coming from you since I returned that age and wisdom were fast approaching to be bestowed upon you in a few months.

You are a child who understands absolutely nothing but machines and desire. Grow up.

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