mo_cara: (sad)
Gamzee Makara ([personal profile] mo_cara) wrote in [community profile] sortinghat_rp2013-01-17 08:29 pm

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So ChRiStMaS wAs PrEtTy SwEeT, sAw My BrOs, GoT sOmE fInE MoThErFuCkIn SwAg, HaD mY bAbY oVeR.
i PrEtTy MuCh ThOuGhT lIfE wErEn'T gOnNa GeT mUcH bEtTeR.
then it all kinda turned to shit.
:o(
candycrabapple: (Huh?)

[personal profile] candycrabapple 2013-01-24 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
If he's done something wrong he needs to be punished for it, that's the whole point of laws, Gamzee.

[He reaches up and strokes his face comfortingly.]

But worrying like crazy isn't going to help you. Shinra is at least still a kid, so at most all they could do to him is break his wand.
And if his dad has... Well, do wizards have foster care?
candycrabapple: (Angst)

[personal profile] candycrabapple 2013-01-24 11:03 am (UTC)(link)
[He keeps stroking his face.]

My dad was a military hero, and I'm really nothing like that. Just because someone's good doesn't mean their parents are. Fuck. Just because all the Strider's are irritating douchebags, doesn't mean all the apples fall straight down without rolling away.
candycrabapple: (No jerk)

[personal profile] candycrabapple 2013-01-28 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
He's just as much as a smug bell-end as the rest of them.

I know I have more than a few amazing qualities, but hero isn't not going to be one of them, don't be stupid.
candycrabapple: (SH Thoughtful)

[personal profile] candycrabapple 2013-02-04 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Karkat sighs, feeling a little deflated that with Gamzee saying this like he's telling his friend that the sun rises and sets, and the moon has phases, Karkat can't exactly argue any of it.]

Okay, sure. I'm the most fantastic person on the planet and everyone should be lining up to sing my praises and erect statues. But until that shit actually starts happening. Do you want me to get you a drink? Or we could go outside, because you could probably do with fresh air to filter through the holes in that Swiss cheese pan.
candycrabapple: (SH Really!?)

[personal profile] candycrabapple 2013-02-04 10:25 am (UTC)(link)
[He sighs.]

I meant water, or pumpkin juice, you louse. Do you really think this is the kind of time to go at let yourself get shitfaced? Because it sounds incredibly pointless and moronic to me.

[If pushed he will let it happen, but only because any Gamzee is better than a depressed Gamzee. And it kills Karkat to see him like this.]
candycrabapple: (Thinking)

[personal profile] candycrabapple 2013-02-09 08:28 am (UTC)(link)
[He sighs.] Just a little bit, okay? Because I don't want either of us getting into shit because of Shinra's inconsiderate fuck of a father.
candycrabapple: (o.o)

[personal profile] candycrabapple 2013-02-12 11:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Karkat blinks for a second then realises it's his problem to get it.]

What? Wait a second, I don't know where any of that shit is kept!? How am I meant to even start looking for booze? Because I'm pretty damn sure I just can't ask the kitchen!
candycrabapple: (SH Fyou)

[personal profile] candycrabapple 2013-02-18 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
[He stares at him for a long moment then groans.] Well, genius. Do you know where some could even be? And it better be worth it because if I get fucking caught over this I am so killing you after I'm expelled.
candycrabapple: (No jerk)

[personal profile] candycrabapple 2013-02-22 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but I'd be the one caught with the cooking sherry in my hand.

He can not want me expelled all he wants. But if I've done something wrothy of it, not even he can do anything about it. Now can he?
candycrabapple: (No thank you)

[personal profile] candycrabapple 2013-03-05 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
That's because your uncle is scarier than anything a boggart could come up with for most people. Actually, to be honest I think he is what some people would see when they're in front of a god damn boggart.
candycrabapple: (It can't be)

[personal profile] candycrabapple 2013-03-08 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Karkat goes paler than normal for a second, he had forgotten that Gamzee didn't actually know yet. Karkat's mind spins as he tries to think of a way to back pedal.]

Ah, fuck. You know know who I mean. Professor Rhydderch. He's got this whole freaky ass aura that you have. So it's like he's you're creepy as fuck uncle.

[That was totally a save...Right?]
candycrabapple: (SH Puzzling)

[personal profile] candycrabapple 2013-03-14 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
Are you seriously going to sit there and assume people don't find you freaky?

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