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04 [backdated to the early morning of the 19th]

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[Inkblots. Oh God, inkblots, inkblots everywhere. And the following is scribbled hastily.]

Just woke up to quite a surprise and after nearly being shocked into having a damn heart attack, my biggest question is -

WHO THE HELL TAUGHT SHERLOCK HOW TO GET INTO HUFFLEPUFF?!

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Okay, I've been harassing you, so I'll give you this; I'm kind of working on that one there.

So let's play "Humor Tony" again. From 1 -10 1 being never, 10 being with in seconds.

If he was to ask you out, what would your reaction be?

Wait, working on it? How so?

Tony, I don't know. There's too many things involved for me to even see it as a hypothetical. It's not the sort of thing he'd do, and ~~even if a couple of times there's been somethi-~~ I've always only ever been attracted to girls. I just can't imagine it, okay?

I'm trying to tell him, okay?

I know about some of those couple of things. Not really something I could see Thor or Steve doing to other guys. Although I don't think Steve would be capable of doing that to a girl, when drunk and without any consequences.

And hey, I

I couldn't before Christmas either.

I don't think.

Uh-huh. How long have you been trying to tell him?

And what happened at Christmas?

Since after Sherlock bruised me.

Well considering I know you playfully fondled my room mate.

I kissed him.

He told you-... Of course. Of course he wouldn't keep that to himself, no. Please tell me he told you the context, because it makes sense when you know what was going on.

... oh. Really? How long had you, uh... thought about doing that? Beyond it being something you'd do for giggles, I mean. After all, you always seemed to give the impression that you were into girls as well.

We were trading Christmas stories. Oh, there was context alright, lots of context.

Well technically it's the second time I kissed him, because I sort of kissed him when he was a girl, then nearly again but I didn't that time.

But until New Years eve when he and the others were down. I was pretty sure I was into girls too.

Okay, now I know you're just being you. It was to scandalize the snotty portraits of his dusty, prejudiced relatives. ... also, he actually started it, and I just upped the ante.

That's an awful lot of times for you to snog or nearly snog one of your roommates while hassling Sherlock and I for far less. And, so... what, when you thought you liked girls, were you just being in denial?

Yeah, I am being me, but he did tell me everything. Surprisingly we're fairly honest with each other... Well, mostly. But what a daring way to up the ante, don't you think.

Yeah, but Sherlock doesn't really do emotions, so seeing them means harassment, besides, we have an agreement, or a prank war, something like that anyway.

Which reminds me, I need you to let him think you have Victor.

No, I liked girls, and I wanted to go a great many things to them, it's just well. You know it's Bruce.

It just popped in my head as something that would really set off those awful paintings, and it worked brilliantly. Maybe daring, but it got the job done.

I guess I might see where you're coming from, at least. Do you still like girls and you just think Bruce is more important... or what?

And what did you do with Victor?

Oh it would have gotten something done alright.

You know I don't think I've thought about it since New Years Day. I mean, it's not like I've ever gotten even half as far as it seems you have. Though that could be because not many people take a 14 year old seriously.

Technically I've done nothing, he's just managed to find himself in Herbert's trunk. But you have to imply you have.

That's the thing, though. Maybe if you took yourself a bit more seriously, you'd have an easier time of all that. I'd already had a fair share of decent experience by the time I was a couple of months shy of 15.

You know there's a giant, obvious hole in that plan, right? Sherlock usually keeps Victor in your dorm, doesn't he? Unlike Sherlock, I've never broken into a different house, so how could I have anything to do with that?

What makes you think I don't take myself seriously? I'm serious, if I wasn't then I wouldn't be in sixth year right now, I'd be in fourth with everyone else by age.

What kind of experience?

Okay, you're a muggle born right? You know those red lumpy things for dogs, that you put food in, and the dog will just chew it for hours to get the thing in it? This is the red lumpy thing. Hiding it all over the tower is getting too easy for him to find, but if he thinks it's out side of the tower, he'll use his deductions to find it. You can let on that I had something to do with it.

There's a difference between being intelligent and being sensible. Getting bumped ahead a few grades doesn't automatically bump you up the maturity ladder at the same time.

I've told Sherlock about a bit of it, though not all and I haven't said much about it lately. But if the fact that he told what happened at his manor is anything to go by, surely he's already passed some of the stories onto you.

... only you would compare a skull to a chew-toy. Fine, I'll go along with it. I'm not the best liar, so no promises that it'll work out. And if he thinks I'm hiding it in my trunk and he gets it in his head to sneak into my bed curtains while I'm sleeping again, it'll definitely be your fault.

Okay, well, how about this. I know how to have fun, and I like it.

Yeah, might have. And I might say one of them made kind of say you were kind of an idol. So there is that.

I'm just being Sherlock, making statements based on observations. If he thought it would help he probably would chew on good old Yorick. Yeah, okay, it's my fault, and you can thank me for it later.

Then I wouldn't argue with you there. If I had to guess what your thought processes look like, it'd be something like this:

Dare I ask which story he told you that's made you turn me into some weird idol?

[There's a pause while he quietly appreciates the snark behind the chart, and the fact that he used a chart.]

I also rebuild car engines and I'm trying to develop a magical personal assistant. So, I think you need to rework your flow chart.

Being chased out of the house with your pants around your ankles.

Yeah, well, I haven't heard nearly as much about those little hobbies out of you, so for now, the chart remains an unblemished truth. What do you even mean by a magical personal assistant, anyway? Don't you rich Pureblood types already use House Elves for that kind of thing?

... ah. Yeah. That. Honestly, it makes for a much better story than it does a life experience, so you might not want to duplicate that one. That was during the Easter holiday, about a month after I turned 15.

Well, I'll invite you into the tower sometime, let you see it for yourself, how about that?

As in something to remind you about things, run simulations of potions and experimental charms so there's less of a likely hood of getting hurt, information retrieval. Sort of like a magic computer really when you get down to it. As for the elves, other's might, I don't.

Still more interesting than anything I've ever done in that department. It's got to be good for the blood or something.

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