04 [backdated to the early morning of the 19th]

[3houseswatson]

[Filtered from teachers and any particularly detention-happy prefects]

[Inkblots. Oh God, inkblots, inkblots everywhere. And the following is scribbled hastily.]

Just woke up to quite a surprise and after nearly being shocked into having a damn heart attack, my biggest question is -

WHO THE HELL TAUGHT SHERLOCK HOW TO GET INTO HUFFLEPUFF?!

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[3houseswatson]

Then I wouldn't argue with you there. If I had to guess what your thought processes look like, it'd be something like this:



Dare I ask which story he told you that's made you turn me into some weird idol?

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[arrogantalloy]

[There's a pause while he quietly appreciates the snark behind the chart, and the fact that he used a chart.]

I also rebuild car engines and I'm trying to develop a magical personal assistant. So, I think you need to rework your flow chart.

Being chased out of the house with your pants around your ankles.

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[3houseswatson]

Yeah, well, I haven't heard nearly as much about those little hobbies out of you, so for now, the chart remains an unblemished truth. What do you even mean by a magical personal assistant, anyway? Don't you rich Pureblood types already use House Elves for that kind of thing?

... ah. Yeah. That. Honestly, it makes for a much better story than it does a life experience, so you might not want to duplicate that one. That was during the Easter holiday, about a month after I turned 15.

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[arrogantalloy]

Well, I'll invite you into the tower sometime, let you see it for yourself, how about that?

As in something to remind you about things, run simulations of potions and experimental charms so there's less of a likely hood of getting hurt, information retrieval. Sort of like a magic computer really when you get down to it. As for the elves, other's might, I don't.

Still more interesting than anything I've ever done in that department. It's got to be good for the blood or something.