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[bluhbluhhugewitch]

I don't know what all the 8ig fuuuuuuuuss is a8out. Doesn't EVERYONE have an unending list of potential d8s to take?
Man, I'm not sure I can handle all these irons I have in the fire. Soooooooo many irons!
8ut I guess there's someone out there who will 8e lucky enough to take me.
I just think the suspense is good for you.

Comments

[ladyliberty]

Someone's compensating for something.

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

Wow, look at all the caring I have for your opinion, Gryffinwhore!

[ladyliberty]

So having one boyfriend makes you a whore, but having "so many irons" in your fire doesn't?

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

What kind of weird euphemisms are you drawing, here? I'm talking a8out irons in a fire!
Can't you get your mind out of the gutter for half a second? Your "8oyfriend" is going to get 8ored after a while, you know.

[ladyliberty]

I don't need to know what kind of kinky stuff you're into.

[thatscalledsokkastyle]

Wow, talk about trying too hard.

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

Who's trying when I have so many irons to choose from?

[thatscalledsokkastyle]

Yeah, I'm sure you're not lying or anything.

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

I don't see you parading around with anyone on YOUR arm, Mister Captain. And frankly, I'm not surprised!
It's a little pathetic that you can't even use a win on your side to find a girlfriend. Considering that's pretty much all you have going for you.

[thatscalledsokkastyle]

Well... Maybe I don't need anyone!

And I have a lot going for me!

[fuckmackandme]

who are your irons?

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

A real lady doesn't kiss and tell, Joooooooohn.

[ Okay, she hasn't kissed any of them, but YOU don't know that, do you? ]

[fuckmackandme]

you've already kissed them all?
... did you kiss them all eight times?
because you have a thing for the number eight, actually.
or do you have eight irons in the fire?
actually, both would make sense for you!

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

You're certainly 8eing noooooooosey, Eg8ert. You know that?

[fuckmackandme]

i'm just curious.

[yerawwizarderi]

vvris
i need to talk to you right fuckin immediately

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

Ugh, what do you want, Ampora?

[yerawwizarderi]

ivve got somethin to ask you if you can get ovver yourself for fivve fuckin seconds

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

Wow, that's really making me want to talk to you. I can 8arely w8!!!!!!!!

[yerawwizarderi]

could you just for once in your fuckin life clam it
this is important ok
i got somethin really big to ask you about

[golgotha]

Ah yes thats to be expected for someone of your charm isnt it?
Your belongings must be filled to the brim with love letters and somesuch!
I also have the same problem.

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

Yes, EXACTLY.
I'm glad that someone around here understands me!
Oh, do you? I could seeeeeeee that.
:::;)

[golgotha]

So who is it? Your biiiiiiiig date i mean!
He must be a real grade a gent to win a lovely bird like yourself.

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

8 Is. I see what you did there.
Now you're just trying to make me 8lush!

[golgotha]

Nonsense! Its all one hundred percent true.
You havent answered my query.