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[bluhbluhhugewitch]

I don't know what all the 8ig fuuuuuuuuss is a8out. Doesn't EVERYONE have an unending list of potential d8s to take?
Man, I'm not sure I can handle all these irons I have in the fire. Soooooooo many irons!
8ut I guess there's someone out there who will 8e lucky enough to take me.
I just think the suspense is good for you.

Comments

[thatscalledsokkastyle]

Wow, talk about trying too hard.

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

Who's trying when I have so many irons to choose from?

[thatscalledsokkastyle]

Yeah, I'm sure you're not lying or anything.

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

I don't see you parading around with anyone on YOUR arm, Mister Captain. And frankly, I'm not surprised!
It's a little pathetic that you can't even use a win on your side to find a girlfriend. Considering that's pretty much all you have going for you.

[thatscalledsokkastyle]

Well... Maybe I don't need anyone!

And I have a lot going for me!

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

Like?

[thatscalledsokkastyle]

Awesome hair, incredible academic and athletic skills, great sense of humor, amazing personality...

Oh, and not being a damn Slytherin.

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

Your hair isn't awesome if you have to talk half of it off with a razor 8lade.
Your athletic skills are laugha8le at 8est. Don't forget it was your Seeker who won the match, not any of your shitty attempts at plays.
I will admit to your gr8 sense of humor! Every time I see you I just can't contain how funny your existence is!
I think that note from your mother a8out your personality was written a little too l8.
Ooooooooh, and I MIGHT take that as an insult if it weren't for the fact that I would 8e horri8ly em8arrassed if you were placed in my House. So I guess I'm thankful for that one!

[thatscalledsokkastyle]

Vriska, do you realize you're such a bitch that nobody actually cares what you think?

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

Sukka, [ Yes, that is an intentional misspelling. ] I think you may hurt my feelings with that!
Wow, my eyes have 8een opened. I guess I will just have to go cry in a corner now.
8oo hoo hoo.

[thatscalledsokkastyle]

Who says I'm trying to change you? Just don't expect anyone to give a damn about you.

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

All I keep reading is 8lah, 8lah, 8lah, 8lah!
You really should start working on your penmanship, Sukka. It's getting to 8e atrocious!

[thatscalledsokkastyle]

Whatever.

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

L8r, loser!