One Zombie; Voice

[thisonetime_withkeith]

Guys! Hey guys! Everybody listen up, cuz I got some news! And lots of it!

So first up I tried out for Quiddy and I made the team! You're lookin' at Hufflepuff's new Beater! That's right, the guns are ready to hit all them bludgers reall good. Y'all should all be afraid, cuz I've been told I got a mean hit!

And now second, and man this is a real doozy, but I was made a prefect! I was sure it must'a been a mistake, so I went an' asked Dumbledore, but guess what! It ain't a mistake! How cool is that? Now I can give y'all detention if you act up and shit- I mean crap. See! Ya ain't supposed to cuss.

So... well. I guess I get detention now. Detention, Ellis! Okay, sir...

[There's a long pause, almost as if he's finished speaking, and then he comes back onto the journals sounding as enthusiastic as ever.]

Oh! Oh, Nick! Ya wanna be my egg partner? I bet we'd make the best darn egg parents in the entire school! Did I ever tell ya 'bout this one time, Keith thought it'd be a good idea if we tried to raise a flour baby? Maaan, we was doin' so well and then-

[He cuts off and then you can hear him murmuring something in a slightly annoyed and disgusted voice.]

An owl just pooped on my shoulder...

Comments

[preanimator]

Well, I guess this finally proves the whole prefect system is an utter farce. Congratulations.

[thisonetime_withkeith]

Whats farce mean? It kinda sounds like fart. Are ya calling me a fart? Did you spell it wrong?

[preanimator]

My god, the sheer volume the idiocy in your head must take up is truly amazing. Mind if I cut it open some time for science?

[thisonetime_withkeith]

[oh. oh now he's catching on to the fact that this guy is insulting him. wow that is really rude!]

Hey! I ain't an idiot. And no you can't cut open my head, that is bad! Real bad!

[preanimator]

'Real bad.' Yes, you're truly displaying your intellectual prowess right now. Then again, I suppose you're probably the cream of the crop for your House.

[thisonetime_withkeith]

What's that supposed to mean, exactly?

[preanimator]

It means you're probably the very best your House has to offer. It's a figure of speech, you see.

[thisonetime_withkeith]

Oh. Well, I think you might be right about that since they made me a prefect! I thought you was being mean. Looks like that was just a misunderstanding.

[preanimator]

There's definitely some misunderstanding going on here, yes.

[thisonetime_withkeith]

Well since thats the case Id be more than willing to accept an apology!

[preanimator]

I expect you would be.

May I suggest you do some reading on punctuation first, however?