One Zombie; Voice

[thisonetime_withkeith]

Guys! Hey guys! Everybody listen up, cuz I got some news! And lots of it!

So first up I tried out for Quiddy and I made the team! You're lookin' at Hufflepuff's new Beater! That's right, the guns are ready to hit all them bludgers reall good. Y'all should all be afraid, cuz I've been told I got a mean hit!

And now second, and man this is a real doozy, but I was made a prefect! I was sure it must'a been a mistake, so I went an' asked Dumbledore, but guess what! It ain't a mistake! How cool is that? Now I can give y'all detention if you act up and shit- I mean crap. See! Ya ain't supposed to cuss.

So... well. I guess I get detention now. Detention, Ellis! Okay, sir...

[There's a long pause, almost as if he's finished speaking, and then he comes back onto the journals sounding as enthusiastic as ever.]

Oh! Oh, Nick! Ya wanna be my egg partner? I bet we'd make the best darn egg parents in the entire school! Did I ever tell ya 'bout this one time, Keith thought it'd be a good idea if we tried to raise a flour baby? Maaan, we was doin' so well and then-

[He cuts off and then you can hear him murmuring something in a slightly annoyed and disgusted voice.]

An owl just pooped on my shoulder...

Comments

[seeringlight]

Owls do tend to do that.
Congratulations on becoming prefect.

[She's so looking forward to that one.]

I'm sure you'll do well. :)

[thisonetime_withkeith]

I know! Ive been poo'd on a lot this year though. Its kinda weird. I guess they think Im a toilet or somethin!

Thanks ma'am, I appreciate it! I wont let you down.

[seeringlight]

I think it might help if you don't stand directly underneath them if possible.

I already know you won't. [She is so ready for this trainwreck.]

[thisonetime_withkeith]

Well thats the problem! It kinda just flew over my head and then I felt a splat.

You really think so?

[seeringlight]

Perhaps the owl is trying to better your senses. It hopes that one day you will dodge it's fecal matter or use magic to deflect it. It only means well.

Of course. :)

[thisonetime_withkeith]

You really think so? I never thought about it that! Are owls like part of our tests or something now? Oh man Im settin a bad example arent I? I should try harder!

[seeringlight]

Who knows! But it would be setting a bad example if you let the owls win. How would we follow you if you cannot even tame our feathered friends.