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sortinghat_rp2013-02-13 08:31 pm
plushaeusrumpified) wrote in sortinghat_rp2013-02-13 08:31 pm
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So. I'm not sure exactly how this happened, but somehow Dumbledore decided that I'm suitable for the position of HoH for Gryffindor.
[He's... quite honestly pretty damn shocked by this. He never expected to be entrusted with such a huge responsibility, and... Well. He considers it a huge honor. Gryffindor is important to him, even if it's for stupid reasons. Even if he had to argue in order to get put in Gryffindor, back when he was in school. But even more than the simply fact he values Gryffindor traits, the simple act of being given so much responsibility means a lot to him, because it shows that Dumbledore has seen how much he's changed. He's been trying to do better lately, and it honestly feels like all of his effort has paid off. He's determined to not let him down.]
So yeah, I guess that's... that. I'm not really sure what to say, but I have to say; it's an honor. I'm going to take this position seriously, so anyone who thinks this means Gryffindor is going to be able to slack off has another thing coming to them.
But with that said, you ever need anything don't hesitate to ask, got it? I was given this for a reason, which means you can trust me with stuff. I'm here for you guys. In fact, I might as well go ahead and say you're all part of the Strider family now, now that I'm the Head of House. Who knows, maybe I'll even hand out shades.
[The next bit is filtered away from Murdoc.]
By the way, tomorrow ain't just V-day. It's also Professor Donoghue's birthday, so be sure to wish him a happy birthday. Maybe give him an apple or somethin'. Whatever floats your boat.
You're also all invited to my office for a surprise party tomorrow, around 8 PM. If you guys don't come, I'm gonna be real disappointed.
[He's... quite honestly pretty damn shocked by this. He never expected to be entrusted with such a huge responsibility, and... Well. He considers it a huge honor. Gryffindor is important to him, even if it's for stupid reasons. Even if he had to argue in order to get put in Gryffindor, back when he was in school. But even more than the simply fact he values Gryffindor traits, the simple act of being given so much responsibility means a lot to him, because it shows that Dumbledore has seen how much he's changed. He's been trying to do better lately, and it honestly feels like all of his effort has paid off. He's determined to not let him down.]
So yeah, I guess that's... that. I'm not really sure what to say, but I have to say; it's an honor. I'm going to take this position seriously, so anyone who thinks this means Gryffindor is going to be able to slack off has another thing coming to them.
But with that said, you ever need anything don't hesitate to ask, got it? I was given this for a reason, which means you can trust me with stuff. I'm here for you guys. In fact, I might as well go ahead and say you're all part of the Strider family now, now that I'm the Head of House. Who knows, maybe I'll even hand out shades.
[The next bit is filtered away from Murdoc.]
By the way, tomorrow ain't just V-day. It's also Professor Donoghue's birthday, so be sure to wish him a happy birthday. Maybe give him an apple or somethin'. Whatever floats your boat.
You're also all invited to my office for a surprise party tomorrow, around 8 PM. If you guys don't come, I'm gonna be real disappointed.
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A surprise party for Donoghue? Well that's going to at least 8e... interesting.
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Interesting? More like the best goddamn party you've ever been to. Which I guess makes it interesting, but whatever. I feel like our two definitions of interesting are different, though, so explain.
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They properly are. And I don't think I will. It's always more fun when the meaning isn't clear. [fun for her] I suppose we'll see at the party.
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Oh yeah, it's totally fucking fun to know know what you mean. Remind me to seek you out more often, your vagueness is thrilling.
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Well come find me at the party then. I'm sure it'll be easy enough to confuse you with a topic and then you can continue getting your kicks.
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I'm excited just thinking about it. You're the first person I'll look for at the party.
Lock eyes from across the room and then I'll
jizz in my pants.
I can't wait.
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I'm always the first person people flock too at a party, so don't 8e surprised if there's a line north sod get some stilts, that will help us lock eyes.
And 8e kind you'll make poor Donoghue jealous if he hears of such talk. He'll think I'm stealing his lover again. Have all these scandalous ideas if us meeting in 8room closets and it'll leave him so88ing into his whisky.
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I can't control what happens inside my pants. It's just a random occurrence. But I'll be sure to try and tame my trouser snake. I'd honestly hate to shoot you and put out an eye.
Wait, again?
When the hell?
Do you and I need to have a fucking chat, lady?
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Isn't that what all men say? 8ecause the amount of times I've heard that. And yes, please do. I'm already having enough vision trou8les.
I don't know, do we? It's a 8oring story really, I wooed her quicker then he could, and then he sulked. The end, now off you go the 8ed.