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[plushaeusrumpified]

So. I'm not sure exactly how this happened, but somehow Dumbledore decided that I'm suitable for the position of HoH for Gryffindor.

[He's... quite honestly pretty damn shocked by this. He never expected to be entrusted with such a huge responsibility, and... Well. He considers it a huge honor. Gryffindor is important to him, even if it's for stupid reasons. Even if he had to argue in order to get put in Gryffindor, back when he was in school. But even more than the simply fact he values Gryffindor traits, the simple act of being given so much responsibility means a lot to him, because it shows that Dumbledore has seen how much he's changed. He's been trying to do better lately, and it honestly feels like all of his effort has paid off. He's determined to not let him down.]

So yeah, I guess that's... that. I'm not really sure what to say, but I have to say; it's an honor. I'm going to take this position seriously, so anyone who thinks this means Gryffindor is going to be able to slack off has another thing coming to them.

But with that said, you ever need anything don't hesitate to ask, got it? I was given this for a reason, which means you can trust me with stuff. I'm here for you guys. In fact, I might as well go ahead and say you're all part of the Strider family now, now that I'm the Head of House. Who knows, maybe I'll even hand out shades.

[The next bit is filtered away from Murdoc.]

By the way, tomorrow ain't just V-day. It's also Professor Donoghue's birthday, so be sure to wish him a happy birthday. Maybe give him an apple or somethin'. Whatever floats your boat.

You're also all invited to my office for a surprise party tomorrow, around 8 PM. If you guys don't come, I'm gonna be real disappointed.

Comments

[fuckmackandme]

bluh bluh huge davezilla.
i guess that is better let to the striders, after all.

[strideallknight]

of course
gotta bring out the color of my
oh wait i wear shades so that doesnt mean shit

[fuckmackandme]

we can always make your hair color be brought out instead!

[strideallknight]

gotta highlight my silky blond locks
whats dirk gonna be
head flower girl
i assume that jane is maid of honor

[fuckmackandme]

dirk is a strong independent young man that doesn't need a flower basket to validate him.
but yes, jane is the maid of honor.

[stubbornskeptic]

While I object to you marrying Dad off without asking him, I will totally be the Maid of Honor.
But I'm not throwing any bachelor parties. :B

[strideallknight]

are you kidding
the flower basket is the pinnacle of being a flower girl
you cant be a goddamn flower girl without having the basket of flowers
if he didnt have the fucking basket then all hed be is a girl
which hes not
hes a flower girl
it fits him too well to pass up

you couldnt pay me to go to one of bros bachelor parties
that just sounds awful

[stubbornskeptic]

I don't think I could come up with enough felt even with duplication spells.

[fuckmackandme]

we're probably too young for whatever he'd plan, anyway.

[stubbornskeptic]

This is very likely, yes.

[toocoolforthis]

Correction, I'd be a crossdresser.
I suppose this is where I'm meant to ask what exactly you mean by it fits me.