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[3potionproblem]

John,

Today is V-Day. I have a V-Card for you. We should meet up.

Also, my roommates are intolerable this week so meeting someplace far from Ravenclaw is preferable.

-S

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[3houseswatson]

It's not a literal card. Though I guess sometimes a "Thank You" card afterwards wouldn't go amiss.

I could be blunt with this, but you like brain-teasers. Think of things that somebody can give another that starts with the word "v".

[3potionproblem]

A vaccination?

[3houseswatson]

Nope. Need another hint, or would you like to take another stab at it?

[3potionproblem]

Is it like a punch card or more like a playing card?

[3houseswatson]

It's more like a turn of phrase where no actual cards are involved in the slightest.

Unicorns are very particular about them, if a lot of the old stories are true.

[3potionproblem]

Yes, thank you, Tony's just explained.

[3houseswatson]

Oh God, you had to hear it from Tony.

I am truly, deeply sorry.

[3potionproblem]

The person who decided virginity should be code named "V-Card" is a moron.

[3houseswatson]

Whoever it was, it was probably so they could talk about it openly without their parents catching on. Hell, maybe so people would make the same Valentine's Day card connection and think nothing of it.

Instead of, y'know, keeping that stuff to themselves around people who don't need to hear about it.

[3potionproblem]

So I have effectively just written where everyone can see that for Valentines Day I want to have sex with you.

[3houseswatson]

[More inkblots. They are inescapable and eternal.]

Well... then they would've also seen this conversation and the fact that you thought you were talking about Valentine's Day cards instead of that.

If anyone gives you grief over it, I'll knock some sense into them.

[3potionproblem]

Kind of you to offer but that won't be necessary. I don't, in general, care at all when other people think.

Besides which, I can fight my own battles.

[3houseswatson]

I know. But I personally think it's also nice to know that someone's got your back, regardless.

Anyway, where do you want to meet up to exchange Valentine's-not-the-other-thing V-cards?

[3potionproblem]

I suppose you're right.

Anywhere is fine. It's chilly outside but we can bundle up and find ways to keep warm.

[3houseswatson]

If what we got up to in the Great Hall is anything to go by, maybe a little brisk weather would do us good. Keep things from getting too... well. Keep things in perspective anyway.

How about the courtyard?

[3potionproblem]

The courtyard would be fine.

What do you mean by "in perspective"?

[3houseswatson]

Well, you know, to keep things from heating up too fast... from getting caught up in a moment.

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There's plenty of time to figure out what to do about other V-Cards, after all.

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[3potionproblem]

Are you the sort who imagines special planning and everything being perfect when it happens?

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[3houseswatson]

There's nothing wrong with wanting something to be nice and memorable.

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[3potionproblem]

Perhaps. I'll be sure to keep that in mind.


Actually, I have a question for you, John. Would you prefer me to ask you now or wait until we convene in the court yard?

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[3houseswatson]

Oh, uh, either way, I suppose. I guess it comes down to if you want to ask it sooner rather than later.

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[3potionproblem]

It sounds like an utterly ridiculous question so I suppose now is fine. This isn't meant as some feminine ploy to fish for compliments or anything flowery of any sort. It's for purely scientific purposes.

How long have you felt you've loved believed yourself to have affections for me above friendship? Not simply "a while now" or anything vague but specific examples or a concrete amount of time.

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[3houseswatson]

Well... it might be kind of an odd answer, but right around the time the snake hatched. I'd been really confused about my feelings for a while before that, but then all at once it made sense.

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[3potionproblem]

I thought as much.

John, I This isn't real

The day the eggs hatched, a lot of people mysteriously gained an attraction to other people. Even people who couldn't stand each other before were suddenly lost in feelings of love. John, I don't believe in coincidence think that's rather... convenient. Do you agree?

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[3houseswatson]

That is rather odd. But it could still be something else than what you might be thinking. Right? After all, it's not like we couldn't stand each other before. We were really good friends, and that's not even getting into the confusing stuff I mentioned.

When did you realize you had more-than-friends feelings for me? Same rules about being specific.