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John,

Today is V-Day. I have a V-Card for you. We should meet up.

Also, my roommates are intolerable this week so meeting someplace far from Ravenclaw is preferable.

-S

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Pine? I'm not pining after him. I know how I feel, Sherlock. So don't act like you are the grand master of what's going on in my head.

Yeah, sure. He might have been annoying now, but all those quirks are, you know actually kind of fascinating when you think about it.

You have been afflicted by Bruce for nearly as long as I've known you! And now suddenly you don't even care that you are flirting with Herbert right where he can see you?

Considering Bruce has never been interested, I don't see why you care about how visual I'm making this.

I haven't become one of your studies have I?

Everyone in our room is. It's one of the few places I can't be exiled from.

Of course I don't care about your love life but when it involves 100% of my roommates, there is a bit of personal interest invested. You are supposed to be with Bruce and Herbert is supposed to annoy you until you graduate.

"Supposed to be with Bruce"? Okay and you became my fairy godmother when?

Love can't be ordered around. Butt out.

I know you're an idiot, Tony, but this is really impossibly stupid of you.

You know, I'm starting to get tired of you telling me what this is is wrong just because you say it is.

And I'm not being stupid, or an idiot.

But you don't like Herbert! I have never even once observed signs of attraction between you two and now you are, on a scale from on to ten, a full on ten! How can you not think that's a bit odd when you just came back from break talking about getting with Bruce?

[Sherlock decides to head out to meet John, spying Tony in the common room as he goes, looking like every other day dreaming idiot in the school. He comes up behind him, leaning down.]

If I'm right--and let's face it, I often am--then you are going to wish you'd listened to me.

[Tony gives him a sideways glance.]

It's called realising who the real person to love is.

It's called being drugged.

Yeah, they call love that.

Unlike "they", I mean it literally.

[He scowls at him as he stands up.]

I am not going to help you fix things when this is all over. I am going to sit on my bed saying "I told you so".

I haven't even drunk anything out of the ordinary. How could I have been drugged? Why like this?

Come on Sherlock, you're just upset it's not going how you want it to.

I am not upset about this. But I have been living and putting up with you three for far too long for you to go and change the way things work. I know everything you used to wish you knew and you are making everything complicated when it's the easiest thing in the world.

The eggs, Tony. I don't know how but if I had the capabilities I bet I could prove it.

[He chooses to ignore the first part.]

Eggs? They're snake eggs. Not even magical snakes, just snake, snakes. How could they ever do anything like that?

Be reasonable.

I don't know but it's the only thing that makes sense. Because on a list of possible things, you falling in love with Herbert is impossible whereas normal snake eggs releasing a love potion is simply unlikely.

[He stands up looking irritated.]

Well then you need to re-evaluate impossible. Because I did fall for him. Why can't you just leave this alone?

That is quite rich coming from you! You push and you push and you push so here's a taste of your own medicine for once. I'm right and you're an idiot and I'm sure you'll be very happy in the mess you're making since you won't just listen to me.

I was trying to push you out of your denial about being in love with John. I'm not denying my feelings. This is totally different.

Yes you most certainly are. Bruce, Tony. Bruce.

[His eye twitches]

What about him?

Oh, for god's sake! You love him you utter, thick headed, arse.

[Shakes his head.]

No. It's Herbert. And I've said it before, he doesn't... Never felt the same way, so it's not like what I felt isn't important, now.

[Shakes his head again slower this time.]

You never even asked.

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