sortinghat_rp | 3rd ♋

YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE ABOUT THIS SCHOOL?

WELL NOTHING, ULTIMATELY THIS PLACE IS A FESTERING VOID OF TEEN DRAMA AND BULLSHIT, SO IF I WAS BEING HONEST, I'D ONLY ACTUALLY LIKE THE CURRICULUM, BUT EVEN THEN THE LEVEL OF HOMEWORK PISSES ME OFF.

NO, NO. WHAT I *LOVE* ABOUT THIS SCHOOL, IS THAT IT MANAGES TO MAKE A COMPLETE AND UTTER SHITFEST OUT OF ONE OF THE MORE ENJOYABLE HOLIDAYS OF THE YEAR.
IS IT REALLY SO MUCH TO ASK TO WANT ONE HOLIDAY WHERE SOMETHING DOESN'T GO COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY TITS UP, WITH SNAKE EGGS THAT CAN OOZE LOVE POTION PHEROMONES ON NEARLY EVERYONE IN SCHOOL? BECAUSE I'M REALLY STARTING TO THINK I'M GETTING MY HOPES FAR TO UP FOR THIS CRAP AND ONCE AGAIN THEY COME SPIRALLING DOWN INTO EITHER NAUSEATING DISPLAYS OF AFFECTION TO SOME MATCH UPS THAT ARE TOO HORRIFYING TO EVEN CONTEMPLATE WHEN IS I WAS TO BE COMPLETELY OUT OF MY MIND HIGH.

NOTE TO TEACHERS: THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED TO ME.

YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK THIS PLACE, NEXT HOLIDAY I'M JUST NOT LEAVING MY BED, I'LL JUST SLEEP THE DAY AWAY.

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i gUESS SO,
i JUST, uH, tHINK THAT,
lOVE POTIONS ARE CRUEL,
eVEN ACCIDENTALLY DELIVERED ONES,

OF COURSE THEY FUCKING ARE. ALL THEY DO IS PROVE HOW PATHETIC AND SHIT-DRIPPINGLY DESPERATE THAT THE ONLY WAY THEY CAN GET LOVE IS TO FUCK WITH SOMEONE'S HEAD.

iT IS, uH,
nOT JUST THAT THOUGH,

THEN WHAT? WOULD IT KILL YOU TO GET RIGHT TO THE POINT, JUST ONCE?

tHE FIRST TIME, i GET TO FEEL WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE LOVED BY SOMEONE,
aND ITS ALL FAKEY FAKE SPELLED AND PRETEND,

SO WHO DID YOU END UP GETTING STUCK WITH FOR THIS INSANE LITTLE FORAY INTO ACCIDENTAL MISTAKEN LOVE?

gAMZEE,

OH GOD. PLEASE TELL ME HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING THAT WILL REQUIRE REGULAR MEDICAL CHECKS.

i,
wHAT,

WHO AM I KIDDING, IT'S YOU. NOT EVEN GAMZEE IS *THAT* DEBAUCHED.

SO ARE YOU SAD THAT IT WAS GAMZEE, OR SOMETHING?

nO, nOT REALLY,
i AM GLAD, tHAT IT WAS HIM AND NOT SOMEONE THAT, uH, wOULD DO MEAN THINGS TO ME,
lIKE IT WAS SOMEHOW MY FAULT, bECUASE THAT IS A THING THAT HAPPENS, sOMETIMES,
i JUST FEEL LIKE, a SPECIAL THING I WANTED TO EXPERIENCE,
gOT MADE A JOKE OF, aND RUINED DUE TO FRAUDULENT FEELINGS,
tHAT WOULD NEVER REALLY HAPPEN, bECAUSE i AM NOT THE KIND OF GUY,
tHAT GAMZEE, oR ANYONE, wOULD LIKE FOR REAL,
iN THAT WAY,

GAMZEE WOULD MAKE OUT WITH A TREE IF HE COULD FIGURE OUT HO

DO YOU WANT GAMZEE TO LIKE YOU?

iT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER, wHAT i WANT,

NO. YOU'RE RIGHT, WHAT YOU WANT DOESN'T MATTER. THAT'S WHY I WENT TO ALL THE EFFORT TO WASTE MY INK, NOT TO MENTION TIME JUST TO ASK YOU WHAT YOU WANTED. HERE'S AN IDEA, HOW ABOUT YOU HUMOUR ME. LET'S PRETEND I ACTUALLY GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHAT THE RAGDOLL THAT PASSES FOR SOMETHING VAGUELY HUMAN, THAT IS TAVROS NITRAM AND WHAT HE WANTS.
HOW DOES THAT SOUND TO YOU?

oKAY, i GUESS?
i JUST MEANT THAT, lIKING GAMZEE IS NOT SOMETHING THAT MATTERS,
bECAUSE i AM NOT SHINRA, oR EVEN LIKE HIM AT ALL,
sO CHANCES OF GOOD THINGS HAPPENING, aRE VERY TINY,
aND PROBABLY NON EXISTENT,

WHO GIVES A SHIT IF YOU'RE SHINRA OR NOT? NO MATTER WHAT THE SITUATION IS THERE IS NEVER GOING TO BE A TIME WHEN WANTING TO BE WITH SOMEONE WHO WANTS YOU TO BE SOMEONE ELSE IS GOING TO WORK.

BUT YOU'RE NOT ANSWERING MY QUESTION, DO YOU, OR DON'T YOU?

aDMITTING IT IS STILL HARD, i THINK,
bUT,
yES,
i DON'T THINK i, uHH,
rEALIZED HOW MUCH, uNTIL HE DIDN'T ANYMORE,

WELL HAVEN'T YOU GONE AND GOTTEN YOURSELF INTO THE MOST FANTASTIC POSITION EVER KNOWN TO MAN KIND? SHIT, TAVROS, I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE NOW A MAJOR CHARACTER IN A ROMCOM. BECAUSE NOW IT'S SO PAINFULLY OBVIOUS THAT I'M THE SIDE CHARACTER THAT NOW HAS TO DEAL WITH ALL THIS SHIT.

[There's a pause as he gets Gamzee's reply.]

AND *OF COURSE* HERE COMES THE HILARIOUS PART WHEN THE PERSON WE'RE TALKING ABOUT, SUDDENLY STARTS TALKING TO ME. LOOK HE'S SERIOUSLY FUCKING CONFUSED RIGHT NOW AND I'M GOING TO TALK TO HIM. I'M GOING TO KEEP QUIETER THAN THE GRAVE ABOUT THE FACT THAT WE'RE ALL CURRENTLY LIVING "MY BEST FRIENDS WEDDING".

I'LL TALK WHEN I GET BACK. OKAY?

i, uH,
nEVER SAW THAT MOVE, sO i DON'T KNOW THAT IS GOING ON, iN RELATION TO THIS SCENARIO,
bUT i THINK THAT MAKING HIM FEEL BETTER, iS A GOOD IDEA FOR YOU TO DO, rIGHT NOW,

WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED THAT YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ANY OF THE MOVIES ACTUALLY *WORTH* WATCHING? THERE ARE TIMES I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD STRONGLY EDUCATE YOU ON THE TOPIC, WHICH CONSIDERING IT MIGH ACTUALLY HELP YOU IN THE FUTURE IT WOULD ACTUALLY BE ONE OF THE BEST IDEAS I'VE EVER HAD, BECAUSE YOU WOULD ACTUALLY LEARN FROM THIS SHIT.

TRY NOT TO BE TOO MUCH OF AN ANGST BALL UNTIL I GET BACK, OKAY?

i WILL, uH,
i'LL TRY,
sORRY,

Edited 2013-02-21 08:37 (UTC)

STOP APOLOGISING.

[He closes his journal, and leaves. Taking it with him in case.]

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