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[greaselightning]

so vwhat do you knowv, another year has gone by and im at the ripe age of sevwenteen starting today.
im certain not many of you knewv of my birthday, but thats alright, it isnt too late to vwish me svwell one, or to offer me any gifts you might havwe. ill be in the courtyard for the record, if saying it to my pretty face is more your style.

((ooc: This is actually backdated to the 18th, because I suck at doing stuff on time. Feel free to answer through the journal or action, either works fine!))

Comments

[8lackwidow]

Oh I use to for 8oth genders, really. 8elle, 8eau, it's the same thing. 8ut ah... yes, a8out that success.
I'm afraid it isn't as successful as you 8elieve. I almost mistook you for some strange Merman who had taken a fondness to 8eing on land. And with that voice of yours. Lets just say it only encouraged that theory.
Oh trust me, darling, I am more the familiar with human contact. 8ut really, enough a8out me. You are the 8irthday 8oy here. We really should 8e talking more a8out you and your lack of contacts.
Oh and as a side tip, I noticed the other day you seemed to 8e getting a few wrinkles. Such a shame to get them so young. Try some creams perhaps you'll 8e a8le to rectify such extensive damage though I have my dou8ts.

[please cro, she knows she looks way younger then her 38 years. try again.]

[greaselightning]

sounds to me youvwe not only got some vwision problems vwith those old eyes of yours, but your ears are going out too. vwhat a shame!
vwowv, thats a treat, a teacher trying to pry her vway into my lovwe life, im sure theres nothing creepy about that at all.
and here vwe are again vwith your vwision problems, im sure youll be able to find someone to help you vwith your steadily decreasing vwision, or maybe not, you knowv howv it goes vwith the vwhole aging process. i mean, youd knowv better than, say, half the teachers here? im sure youre right up there vwith dumbledore, right?

[8lackwidow]

I wasn't aware that it was currently in to mock a woman who had been struck partially 8lind during an attack on her life on her vision.

[greaselightning]

i didnt knowv it vwas currently in for a lady, let alone a teacher, to try and start a pissing match vwith someone less than half her age, either.
guess vwere both in for quite the surprise, huh?

[8lackwidow]

...Not 8ad, mini Donoghue num8er 1. You certainly have guts, I'll give you that.

[greaselightning]

oh, ivwe got more than just guts, i can guarantee you that.

[8lackwidow]

Trust me if I want anything from Donoghue clone I'll go and get it from the original.

[greaselightning]

i dont knowv if anyone has told you this, but despite popular belief, babies arent actually clones.
i mean, i got all a my pops good looks, ill givwe you that, but he and i end our similarities there.
so, if you evwer get curious, you knowv vwhere to find me.

[Of course, Cronus is just going to OH SO CASUALLY flirt with a teacher. What is shame? Cronus just doesn't know.]

[8lackwidow]

If you're as similar to him as mine are to me it's close enough.
You'd 8e surprised. You didn't know him at your age, and people do grow up.
I'm sure I'll survive without you.

[She's laughing. Donoghue-Ampora's man. You always amuse her]

[greaselightning]

i think theres a bit of a difference there, im sure a vwoman like you, vwho is clearly the staple of motherhood, actually raised her kids, so of course some of your... charm, has rubbed off on them.
i cant say the same vwas done for me.
though im sure you vwill, just as easily as i vwill vwithout you.

[8lackwidow]

Actually my situ8ion was similar to your father's. I was there, 8ut my own mother deserves most of the credit for their up8ringing. That's the way it happens, many a time.
Mm, of course you will. Good luck then.

[and a little while later, because maybe he's finally earned it]

Happy 8irthday.

[greaselightning]

vwell, vwill you look at that. vwho knewv you and pops vwere the same type of parent. profound ain't it?
same to you.

[Yeah, he can't help but grin when the message comes through a little later.]

vwell ill be damned! thank you.

[8lackwidow]

You pick up a career in two of the most straining areas of Ministry work and see how much time you have to spare.

[The reply to that takes even longer again]

You're welcome. Don't get too excited a8out it.