♒ 02 ♒

[greaselightning]

so vwhat do you knowv, another year has gone by and im at the ripe age of sevwenteen starting today.
im certain not many of you knewv of my birthday, but thats alright, it isnt too late to vwish me svwell one, or to offer me any gifts you might havwe. ill be in the courtyard for the record, if saying it to my pretty face is more your style.

((ooc: This is actually backdated to the 18th, because I suck at doing stuff on time. Feel free to answer through the journal or action, either works fine!))

Comments

[greaselightning]

vwhy am i not surprised, chief.

[allisnotlost]

im just the absolute wworst brother arent i

[greaselightning]

yes, actually.

[allisnotlost]

wwait wwhat how am i the wworst

[greaselightning]

vwell, if you VWERENT youd probably knowv vwhy youre pretty terrible.
and yet here vwe are.

[allisnotlost]

oh come on you knoww i wwouldnt forget your birthday if thats wwhat youre gettin at
thatd be like me forgettin fathers


or my owwn i guess

[greaselightning]

and vwho said this vwas just about the birthday forgetting?

[allisnotlost]

[wait.

this is actually making him really think.

inkblots etc]

okay wwait wwhat
wwhat am i forgettin

[greaselightning]

[There's a loooooooooooooooooooooong pause. Some ink blots... and then:]








that youre a gullible little loser.
im just fucking vwith you, bro.

[allisnotlost]

[SCREAMING.]

oh dont DO that
and youre the one callin me horrible
fuck