♒ 02 ♒

[greaselightning]

so vwhat do you knowv, another year has gone by and im at the ripe age of sevwenteen starting today.
im certain not many of you knewv of my birthday, but thats alright, it isnt too late to vwish me svwell one, or to offer me any gifts you might havwe. ill be in the courtyard for the record, if saying it to my pretty face is more your style.

((ooc: This is actually backdated to the 18th, because I suck at doing stuff on time. Feel free to answer through the journal or action, either works fine!))

Comments

[toocoolforthis]

[Oh, yay, no insinuation that he can gift his body! Cronus gets a 'not as much of a creep as you could have been' sticker.]

What, no long-range gifts from Greece?

[greaselightning]

[Oh don't speak too soon, Dirk.]

nah, greece vwas filled vwith a bunch of losers and rejects vwho couldnt appreciate me for vwho i am, so its to no surprise i didnt get anything from my old "friends".

[toocoolforthis]

Huh. With you always talking about what a cool cat you are, I figured you'd be looking forward to something from there.

[Rude.]

[greaselightning]

hey, i AM a cool cat, probably the coolest cat, but vwhen you come from a place thats got a lethal dose of total fucking rejects, you dont expect to get much from them.
or you knowv, get the kind of treatment you deservwe.

[toocoolforthis]

Sure.
You've got an entire year to make an impression on this place.
Go get 'em, tiger, et cetera.