WANTED: TEST SUBJECTS

[3potionproblem]

WANTED: TEST SUBJECTS

I need volunteers for tests involving physical stimuli -- primarily oral but tactile engagement is not to be discriminated against. Male and female applicants accepted. Disclosure of previous experience is required. Collected data will not be published.

Reply to apply. Genuine inquiries only.

Comments

[3potionproblem]

I think I've already shown you at least one good use.

[arrogantalloy]

Yeah.

That wasn't a very fun use for everyone involved.

[3potionproblem]

It's also good for playing the violin. My fingers don't have to stretch very far to turn an E into an F.

[arrogantalloy]

Hmm, sure that would mean something if I ever played a violin.

But you're thinking in the wrong direction of me here.

[3potionproblem]

Is it to do with sex?

[arrogantalloy]

Now you've got it.

[3potionproblem]

Are all fourteen year olds as sexually invested as you?

[arrogantalloy]

Probably, how many do I even hang out with?

[3potionproblem]

More, I should think, than I do.

[arrogantalloy]

You don't hang out with anyone right now. It doesn't count.

[3potionproblem]

I might do soon enough. I'm meeting your friend Gamzee in fact.

[arrogantalloy]

Wait, you? Around Gamzee? That sounds hilarious.

[3potionproblem]

He is the most common person I have ever met. Who says 'motherfucker' in polite conversation?

[arrogantalloy]

Only Gamzee and Kurloz. That's for sure.

[3potionproblem]

It's almost fascinating on a cultural level. It's annoyingly offensive but still interesting.

[arrogantalloy]

Personally I think it would be weird if tey didn't use it. Kind of matches their

Their look, really.

That and when you spend time in New York, you find out there are worse things to hear being said in the street.

[3potionproblem]

I'm not so sheltered I haven't heard foul language before. Just not used to it being used so conversationally.

[arrogantalloy]

Yeah, got to say that even I was a bit surprised at it at first. It's weird how quick you get used to it.

[3potionproblem]

We'll see.

[arrogantalloy]

Let me know how any of those lines of enquiry work.

[3potionproblem]

I don't kiss and tell.

[arrogantalloy]

Actually, it's research. And research is available to the public for referencing and further expansion on the topic.

[3potionproblem]

I'm not giving you anything to expand on.

[arrogantalloy]

Why not? Seriously, like kissing Gamzee, or Kurloz could teach me anything.

[3potionproblem]

I really wouldn't know--I've never kissed you either.