WANTED: TEST SUBJECTS

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WANTED: TEST SUBJECTS

I need volunteers for tests involving physical stimuli -- primarily oral but tactile engagement is not to be discriminated against. Male and female applicants accepted. Disclosure of previous experience is required. Collected data will not be published.

Reply to apply. Genuine inquiries only.

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[3potionproblem]

Not every day a horse walks into a bar, I suppose. Well, they saw me recently and nothing came of it. I'm sure I'll be fine.

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[3houseswatson]

You do not look like a horse.

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Well, not in a strictly literal sense. Far less hair. Smaller nostrils.

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[3houseswatson]

I mean I don't understand why you think you're ugly. You're not!

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Observation of distinctions which classically define aesthetically pleasing facial proportions. Beauty may lay in the eye of the beholder but there are still statistical and scientific qualifiers.

Though thank you, John.