WANTED: TEST SUBJECTS

[3potionproblem]

WANTED: TEST SUBJECTS

I need volunteers for tests involving physical stimuli -- primarily oral but tactile engagement is not to be discriminated against. Male and female applicants accepted. Disclosure of previous experience is required. Collected data will not be published.

Reply to apply. Genuine inquiries only.

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[greenmoonrising]

You might learn how to be more touchy feely and keen on relationships after this study and Herbert... I think Herbert's going to be fine once he gets over being shy.

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[3potionproblem]

John was a fine tutor in 'touchy feely'. Very thorough. Very keen. I'm well set for a lifetime, I assure you. This is just... dotting the I's and crossing the T's.

You can't take a fish out of water, Bruce. Some things aren't to be grown out of or gotten over.

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[greenmoonrising]

Whatever you say.

Gotten over? Has Herbert been crushing on someone?

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[3potionproblem]

There is really only so much stupid one room should be able to contain.

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[greenmoonrising]

Geez you're testy. Maybe these experiments of yours' will help get rid of some of that tension. So Herbert has been fancying someone?

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[3potionproblem]

Why don't you ask Herbert instead of asking me? I have some tension to relieve.

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[greenmoonrising]

Fine fine. Enjoy your makeout sessions.

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[3potionproblem]

As much as you will your lack-thereof.