WANTED: TEST SUBJECTS

[3potionproblem]

WANTED: TEST SUBJECTS

I need volunteers for tests involving physical stimuli -- primarily oral but tactile engagement is not to be discriminated against. Male and female applicants accepted. Disclosure of previous experience is required. Collected data will not be published.

Reply to apply. Genuine inquiries only.

Comments

[arrogantalloy]

Are you really suggesting I'd be anything less?

[3potionproblem]

Maybe when you're older.

[arrogantalloy]

You know, I'm still going to take that as a compliment.

[3potionproblem]

I'm surprised you're not taking it as a rain check.

[arrogantalloy]

I already took it to mean you wanted to kiss me.

[3potionproblem]

If only to be able to critique you in visceral detail.

[arrogantalloy]

Yeah, because everyone wants their kisses judged on a scale.

[3potionproblem]

You don't think you're all that good, then. Not enough practice. The Tony Stark I know would love to be told he's a ten or number one on any ego boosting list of pointless flattery.

[arrogantalloy]

I am a 10. But it's different when you know the person is kissing you not only to rank you but to see what you're like compared to the person he'd rather be kissing.

[3potionproblem]

I'd rather be kissing the best. Nothing more complicated than that.

[arrogantalloy]

Like you said. I'm ineligible.

[3potionproblem]

That ego of yours is astounding.

[arrogantalloy]

You know, I think that's the first time you've said that.

I'm touched.