Dave Strider {AU - Sorting Hat} (
strideallknight) wrote in
sortinghat_rp2013-04-04 06:27 pm
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hallefuckinglujah its april
in a couple months we can kiss this year good bye and thanks for all the fish
im pretty happy that i havent died this year either by my own hands or by my sisters
shes fucking insane ok
shes the queen of hearts so be careful with your heads
or vocal chords
or hands
shes not picky when it comes to severing body parts from your anatomy in violent ways all in the name of science and vengeance
ps jane crockers birthday is in a few days
april 13th
anybody got an idea for a place to hold a party
cant be in the gryffindor common room since shes got friends in other houses and shit
its also johns but i dont think hell be able to attend this year
ive already sent his present though so my best friend duty has been completed
in a couple months we can kiss this year good bye and thanks for all the fish
im pretty happy that i havent died this year either by my own hands or by my sisters
shes fucking insane ok
shes the queen of hearts so be careful with your heads
or vocal chords
or hands
shes not picky when it comes to severing body parts from your anatomy in violent ways all in the name of science and vengeance
ps jane crockers birthday is in a few days
april 13th
anybody got an idea for a place to hold a party
cant be in the gryffindor common room since shes got friends in other houses and shit
its also johns but i dont think hell be able to attend this year
ive already sent his present though so my best friend duty has been completed

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This is all a very intricate game that you're trying to play. Yet you don't even realize the hole you are digging yourself.
Better watch yourself before you wreck yourself.
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im masochistic that way i suppose
or would it be sadism + masochism rn
oh no i realize full well the hole im digging deeper and deeper down
im already a wreck so might as well go out with a bang
and if that means getting viciously mauled by my sister which will prove my point then i cant complain
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Is something wrong?
Also, what did you get for our dear friend? Or is that a secret?
I also recommend near the lake. It's nice enough weather to have it outside, and the lake is usually fairly nice. I would think it would make a lovely party spot. We can bring tables and chairs out.
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hell knows thats at least a two person job right there
of course not
why do you say that
everythings fine [Liar.]
nah its no secret
i went and ordered him a five tier betty crocker cake
the real gift was an autographed photo of that favorite actor of his
mconnohay
oh hey the lake works pretty well
hope the giant squid doesnt mind it
guess we can have bro talk to it and ask
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You're being more transparent than usual. Do you really think I'm going to take your word at face value?
He's going to equally hate and love you. I look forward to this with bated breath.
I'm sure the giant squid would love company. I mean, how often do we come out to really see it?
If I can host a larger Halloween party, than you'll be able to get this without too much hassle.
I would be more than happy to help organize it or contribute.
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some days i hope you will
ill make sure youre in the room for me to read his letter aloud
true
yes good be my coconspirator
[There's a bit of a pause before Dave filters this next part to Rose. He has to get this off his chest, and Rose is literally the only person he thinks he can turn to at this point. His brief discussion with Dirk didn't really amount to much more than releasing some of the tension.]
look im just gonna bite the bullet
ive been pussyfooting around this whole fucking issue for so long i feel like im about to do something incredibly stupid and not be able to get myself out of it
not to mention im tired of it
is there somewhere private we can discuss this at
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