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[strideallknight]

hallefuckinglujah its april
in a couple months we can kiss this year good bye and thanks for all the fish
im pretty happy that i havent died this year either by my own hands or by my sisters
shes fucking insane ok
shes the queen of hearts so be careful with your heads
or vocal chords
or hands
shes not picky when it comes to severing body parts from your anatomy in violent ways all in the name of science and vengeance

ps jane crockers birthday is in a few days
april 13th
anybody got an idea for a place to hold a party
cant be in the gryffindor common room since shes got friends in other houses and shit
its also johns but i dont think hell be able to attend this year
ive already sent his present though so my best friend duty has been completed

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[strideallknight]

yeah well
our fault too for not thinking about it until this year
luckily enough your birthdays on a saturday
im thinking itll start from after lunch to the dinner bell
that gives you a free morning and evening
if the weather holds up rose gave me the radical idea of hosting it out near the lake
if not i plan to pull a few strings and see about getting either a big classroom or the great hall

[stubbornskeptic]

Oh, you've really planned this, huh?
I don't suppose you'd let me help out any, hm?

[strideallknight]

absolutely not
just sit back and let us humble servants tend to the birthday princess

[stubbornskeptic]

[Oh well, might as well play along.]

I think you mean birthday heiress.