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[strideallknight]

hallefuckinglujah its april
in a couple months we can kiss this year good bye and thanks for all the fish
im pretty happy that i havent died this year either by my own hands or by my sisters
shes fucking insane ok
shes the queen of hearts so be careful with your heads
or vocal chords
or hands
shes not picky when it comes to severing body parts from your anatomy in violent ways all in the name of science and vengeance

ps jane crockers birthday is in a few days
april 13th
anybody got an idea for a place to hold a party
cant be in the gryffindor common room since shes got friends in other houses and shit
its also johns but i dont think hell be able to attend this year
ive already sent his present though so my best friend duty has been completed

Comments

[candycrabapple]

ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SAY THINGS THAT WOULD PISS HER OFF WHILE TALKING TO OTHER PEOPLE NOW? IS THAT WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE?

[strideallknight]

that might indeed be whats happening here
its a sibling thing and more importantly a twin thing

[candycrabapple]

YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS MIGHT COME AS A SHOCK TO YOU. AND I MEAN A 'HE WAS DEAD THE WHOLE TIME' KIND OF SURPRISE. BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE PART OF YOUR WEIRD TWIN SHIT. BECAUSE IF SHE COMES AFTER ME FOR YOUR WEIRD SHIT, ALL OF YOUR CLOTHES ARE GOING OUT OF THE WINDOW. OR MAYBE JUST ALL OF YOUR RIGHT SHOES.