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[strideallknight]

hallefuckinglujah its april
in a couple months we can kiss this year good bye and thanks for all the fish
im pretty happy that i havent died this year either by my own hands or by my sisters
shes fucking insane ok
shes the queen of hearts so be careful with your heads
or vocal chords
or hands
shes not picky when it comes to severing body parts from your anatomy in violent ways all in the name of science and vengeance

ps jane crockers birthday is in a few days
april 13th
anybody got an idea for a place to hold a party
cant be in the gryffindor common room since shes got friends in other houses and shit
its also johns but i dont think hell be able to attend this year
ive already sent his present though so my best friend duty has been completed

Comments

[toocoolforthis]

Surely she wouldn't resort to such drastic measures.
I don't doubt if she wanted to gut you she would make the effort by the light of day.

I can find a thing or two.
Or many.
When it comes to throwing birthday parties, we will simply be the best there is.


[FILTERED]
I'll keep it in mind, lil bro.