Mark XIV

[arrogantalloy]

 For those of you not in Ravenclaw and kept saying this day would never arrive.

It did, it started over Easter and now I can proudly say that I have almost completely grown in a moustache.

And you know what, I really make this look good.

[To be fair, it still looks a little whimpy, but there's no mistaking it's moustachiness.]

Comments

[preanimator]

Yes, at this rate you'll have an entire one by next Christmas, good on you.

[arrogantalloy]

Shoes what you know, because it looks great on me now.

[3houseswatson]

Somehow I'm willing to bet that if I saw this thing, it'd look like you rolled a bit of sellotape in cat hair and stuck it to your lip.

[3potionproblem]

Is this stage one of becoming a true villain?

[arrogantalloy]

I see you've already fallen into my trap Mr. Bond.

[arrogantalloy]

Okay, I don't really go near cats. So it'll never technically look like that. Also, this is a masterpiece in facial topiary.

[3potionproblem]

Mr. Who?

Tony, did you forget my name over break? I think I'm genuinely a bit insulted.

[3houseswatson]

A masterpiece, huh?

If you can count all the hairs on two hands, it doesn't count, y'know.

[arrogantalloy]

So you joke now because you can't see it. But believe me when I say it looks like a moustache, not like a keep trying to sneak into a strip club.

[arrogantalloy]

You really need to start watching muggle movies.

I know I keep telling you this, but it's still something you need to do.

If I said it to John, he'd get it.

[greenmoonrising]

If it keeps looking so patchy, I'm shaving it off while you sleep.

[3potionproblem]

I can't watch muggle movies.

If John would get it, say it to him. More to my point, however, I am willing to be rivals if you grow a mustache.

[arrogantalloy]

Well you can. I mean I have at least two TV's at home, so really there is that.

You're not my rival, we aren't even interested in the same fields for that to work, and what does the moustache have to do with any of that?

[3potionproblem]

I accept your invitation to your home.

It just sounds much more interesting to have you as my nemesis than Mycroft.

[arrogantalloy]

It's not that patchy, come on you know it's not shave worthy.

[arrogantalloy]

Yeah, okay.

I think I'm happy with just being a general irritation that topical cream can't cure.

[3potionproblem]

Tony, sometimes you're quite eloquent.

[arrogantalloy]

Wait, only sometimes?

[3potionproblem]

Yes. Most of the time you're just another idiot contributing to the growing levels of stupidity in our dorm. But every now and then I quite like the things that come out of your mouth.

[arrogantalloy]

You know, I'm going to be offended by the first part, you know, just in a casual way.

But I'm not against you enjoying what comes out of my mouth.

[3potionproblem]

I think casual offense is probably the best verity at this point in our relationship.

[3houseswatson]

Uh-huh, I believe you. And did you think how Bruce might feel about getting the sensation that a slightly fuzzy caterpillar has taken up residence on your upper lip every time you two make out?

[arrogantalloy]

He technically hasn't complained about it yet. So there's that.

[arrogantalloy]

Well it's the only time you've managed to offend me even remotely in recent history, that's for sure.

[3potionproblem]

See? We'd make great adversaries.