Mark XIV

[arrogantalloy]

 For those of you not in Ravenclaw and kept saying this day would never arrive.

It did, it started over Easter and now I can proudly say that I have almost completely grown in a moustache.

And you know what, I really make this look good.

[To be fair, it still looks a little whimpy, but there's no mistaking it's moustachiness.]

Comments

[3houseswatson]

Somehow I'm willing to bet that if I saw this thing, it'd look like you rolled a bit of sellotape in cat hair and stuck it to your lip.

[arrogantalloy]

Okay, I don't really go near cats. So it'll never technically look like that. Also, this is a masterpiece in facial topiary.

[3houseswatson]

A masterpiece, huh?

If you can count all the hairs on two hands, it doesn't count, y'know.

[arrogantalloy]

So you joke now because you can't see it. But believe me when I say it looks like a moustache, not like a keep trying to sneak into a strip club.

[3houseswatson]

Uh-huh, I believe you. And did you think how Bruce might feel about getting the sensation that a slightly fuzzy caterpillar has taken up residence on your upper lip every time you two make out?

[arrogantalloy]

He technically hasn't complained about it yet. So there's that.