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[helmetdoesnothing]

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[plushaeusrumpified]

Yeah, that's right. Getcha some.

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WH47

[plushaeusrumpified]

Don't play dumb, you and I both know what I mean.
I feel obligated to tell you that last year's order for prefects to give out condoms is still in effect.
So if you need a condom, just ask a prefect.
Ravenclaw's are blueberry flavored.

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[plushaeusrumpified]

Don't fuck me, mister.






Wait.

You know what I mean by that.

Anyway, it's totally my business. I'm a teacher, this kind of thing is all kinds of my business. I'm just trying to make sure you're having safe sex. I mean, do you want to knock anyone up? That wouldn't be good for anyone. Do you have a job? A house? Do you know what to do if your kid won't drink out of a bottle and you're the only one home? These are the important questions.

The answer is you get strap on boobs and breast feed, by the way.

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[plushaeusrumpified]

Nothing? I am being helpful. I am doing my job. So therefore nothing is wrong with me.

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[bubblingover]

a date??
like
w)(ere we )(old )(ands and kiss and )(ave fun toget)(er!!
things like t)(at???

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[bubblingover]

o)(!!!!
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yessss!!
i would love too!! 38D
<3

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WH47
R34LLY

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[bubblingover]

yea)(!!!
of course silly!
i would love to go on a date wit)( you!!!


[She cannot be anymore excited then now.]

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[LADIES COMIN' 'ROUND TO HIS WILES, BITCHES.]

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[bubblingover]

38DDDDDDDDD
<3333

O)(!! Well we could do all sorts of t)(ings!!
like we could go out for lunc)(
or we could go play some 1 on 1 quidditc)(
or we could )(ang out out at diagon alley, i really love t)(e ice cream parlour t)(ere!!

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[bubblingover]

well we could go for ice cream and play qudditc)(!! )(ow does t)(at sound???

e)( i don't know about t)(at mituna, i )(onestly no one looks good sitting on a broom...

[Really Mituna???]

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[bubblingover]

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do i really???

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dictated;

[savviest]

Someone has a girlfriiiiend ♫

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[savviest]

Oh, really? How terribly awkward.

Not to worry, lad. It happens to the best of us. Does she have a sister?

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