helmetdoesnothing: (63 - Human ♊ Always has a replay)
Mituna Captor ([personal profile] helmetdoesnothing) wrote in [community profile] sortinghat_rp2013-04-29 06:20 am

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[Filtered to Feferi. Easily spellhacked.]

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plushaeusrumpified: (It's woven in my soul)

[personal profile] plushaeusrumpified 2013-05-08 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
Don't fuck me, mister.






Wait.

You know what I mean by that.

Anyway, it's totally my business. I'm a teacher, this kind of thing is all kinds of my business. I'm just trying to make sure you're having safe sex. I mean, do you want to knock anyone up? That wouldn't be good for anyone. Do you have a job? A house? Do you know what to do if your kid won't drink out of a bottle and you're the only one home? These are the important questions.

The answer is you get strap on boobs and breast feed, by the way.
plushaeusrumpified: (he's always with you)

[personal profile] plushaeusrumpified 2013-05-10 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
Nothing? I am being helpful. I am doing my job. So therefore nothing is wrong with me.