Bees and Exams

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

To our darling Fifth and Seventh years about to take their OWLs and NEWTs, don't worry, it's not the end of the world if you fail! You can always become a janitor or a grounds keeper, perhaps even drive a bus!

That being said, if any of you needs a bit of reassurance, Dolores and I have the Calming Draughts ready but be warned that we will not be dispensing them so often as to let you become addicted to them.

Also, if I find another pair of students attempting to make babies in broom closets as a means of destressing, I will give you detention with one of the potions professors about the birds and the bees and you will have to write an essay on the matter of arousal controlling substances. I'm sure you don't want that on top of your exams, ja?

That's all and take care my sweethearts! Remember, Mamma's always here for you!

Comments

[hearnoevil]

[Wow are there really students doing that...well, she shouldn't be surprised but it's still kinda shocking to hear about it.]

arousal controlling substances?
those are actually a thing?

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Of course! Sometimes it was necessary in the past but these days it is not so common.

[toocoolforthis]

Out of morbid curiosity, which broom closets should be avoided?
Other than "all of them."

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

The ones in the dungeons are especially popular because it's so dark and easy to sneak off in.

[toocoolforthis]

Of course, I should have guessed.
And the dungeon is so terribly romantic, too.

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

If you like dark and creepy, yes!

[toocoolforthis]

It's only the best background for making out, obviously.

[mo_cara]

sOrRy, MaAm.
:o(

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Apology accepted. Just keep that activity to the dorms or to the holidays, ja? There are little children running about.

[mo_cara]

wE aIn'T iN tHe SaMe HoUsE.

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Find an empty classroom and lock the door then!

[Private]

[preanimator]

Could you please recommend some practical reading on the subject?

[private]

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Why do you want to read about that?

[private]

[preanimator]

I believe it might be useful.

[private]

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

For yourself or a friend?

[private]

[preanimator]

Myself.