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[shitknickers]

So then what are everyones plans for the summer? I know that personally i will be taking at least a few weeks off from everything if at all possible after those bloody owls.
Naturally ill start up the summer curriculum homework afterward but golly do i need a break.
Maybe ill go camping. That sounds like a splendid idea. Would anyone like to join me?

--ah, mister Rogers, I think this textbook is yours.

[[ooc; Jake is packing his things in his trunk to leave. Anybody that wants to bother him in his room is also welcome, though the not-network part of this post is directed at Steve.]]

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[strideallknight]

[Jesus in Heaven playing the pan pipes that's never going to leave his head, now. His dreams for the whole week are going to be awful in a lot of different ways.]

ok first off i never wouldve guessed you were into kinky shit like that
i really shouldnt be surprised but i am
second im sure rose would get extremely violent with me
however if shes at all interested in that i could be convinced to help you set that up
you just better make sure i get something really goddamn good out of it and its only going to be for that one time
the rest youll have to ask dirk for help

:> latest of late.

[shitknickers]

Hahaha! Dave you are an absolute hoot sometimes!

[strideallknight]

ill be really hooting by either becoming a crazy owl lady or working part time at a hooters
obviously everyone wants to see me in booty shorts while i do my waiter thing
im underaged though so that might have to wait

[shitknickers]

Hooters? Golly isnt that that american diner that exploits the finer sex by putting them in little clothing and roller skates while they bring you sub par fried pickles?
I should think you are a bit on the wrong end of the anatomical spectrum for employment in such a place!
Nevermind that it seems demeaning and i think you would do much better in something linguistic.

[strideallknight]

i hear doubt for my ability to pull off androgyny
no ifuckingdea about the rollerskates at hooters
thats a sonic thing for sure
maybe i should go for a strip club instead
way more classy

[shitknickers]

I was more of referring to the fact that im fairly certain the name refers to the upper anatomy of well endowed ladies which is something i believe you are lacking unless you are very good at alteration spells.
Which i suppose you could be.

[strideallknight]

ok fair point
id say stuffing my shirt but those shirts wouldnt be able to hold that
or i could just go half naked and strut my stuff around

[shitknickers]

Dave do you secretly harbor some kind of admiration for daisy dukes.

[strideallknight]

jake are you trying to be my new therapist to replace my sister
didnt i tell you that she gets territorial
maybe i just want to be free of the confines of my clothes and properly express myself to the world
maybe i want to make some sort of statement of what society expects of me
maybe i just want to show off and make a nuisance of myself
or maybe i secretly want to get up on a pole and show off my moves
the truth is well never know

[shitknickers]

Well actually it was more of a taunting curiosity but i suppose i am seeing her it would make sense to inherit some similarities.
Either way i feel like this conversation has lead to me learning a lot about you.
And some of that lot is not necessarily something i feel right knowing.
But do what you must!!

[strideallknight]

jake jake jake
you are entering a world in which you cant back out of
you took that step through the threshold of the door and now its shut tight behind you
not to mention youre the one who started it by calling out the bondage kink that i didnt even KNOW you were into
next youll tell me that youre into bdsm or that you want rose as your personal dominatrix

[shitknickers]

It was a statement made in jest dave! Im sixteen!!

[strideallknight]

whats your point
that you think about doing the deed in kinky ways more than a 14 year old
dang if thats the case then i hope i dont age to 16
i might just die of frustration

[Dave is succeeding in making this worse, he thinks.]

[shitknickers]

Oh my god.
This is getting out of hand i think!
When i said im sixteen i mean that i havent any sort of idea what kind of KINKS i have nor am i particularly inclined to find out in the near future!
Call me old fashioned but isnt that sort of bedroom behavior meant for after marriage anyway?

[strideallknight]

not particularly
it depends on one person to another
some people try it as young as 13 and then try more kinky shit after learning the basics
or some just jump right into it with no fucks given
youll find your kinks eventually jake
i believe in you

[shitknickers]

Can we please change the subject.

[strideallknight]

change away
heres a question
do you have any idea when youre gonna do this whole camp out in the forbidden forest thing since you seem really taken with that idea as an awesome place to camp
i think youre nuts but hey ive got 2 crazy brothers so i guess i cant really say much against you

[shitknickers]

Well i mean it wouldnt actually be in the forbidden forest much as i would like it to be. We wont be on school grounds for the summer!
But im not sure. Maybe in the beginning of july since that will be right around the middle of the summer. Perfect camping weather and most people will have been with their families long enough to be allowed to get away for a weekend.
Do you think i should make flyers? Have it be a schoolwide event?