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Jake english ([personal profile] shitknickers) wrote in [community profile] sortinghat_rp2013-06-08 10:39 pm

☠ 008

So then what are everyones plans for the summer? I know that personally i will be taking at least a few weeks off from everything if at all possible after those bloody owls.
Naturally ill start up the summer curriculum homework afterward but golly do i need a break.
Maybe ill go camping. That sounds like a splendid idea. Would anyone like to join me?


--ah, mister Rogers, I think this textbook is yours.

[[ooc; Jake is packing his things in his trunk to leave. Anybody that wants to bother him in his room is also welcome, though the not-network part of this post is directed at Steve.]]
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[personal profile] toocoolforthis 2013-06-21 02:30 pm (UTC)(link)
"Anything that can go wrong, will."
You telling me you haven't heard that one before, English?
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[personal profile] toocoolforthis 2013-06-22 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Pessimism is the foundation on which all else rests.
Or some shit like that.
The point is, this is the axiom of a bad day.
Not that I'm hoping that for you trip plans.
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[personal profile] toocoolforthis 2013-06-26 11:24 am (UTC)(link)
I'm beginnning to question whether or not you own, or believe in, a dictionary.
Restore my faith in you, Jake.
Look it up.
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[personal profile] toocoolforthis 2013-06-28 12:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Thus writes the boy who uses "poppycock."
Pleased to meet you, pot. I'm kettle.
You're going to be getting a dictionary and thesaurus set for your birthday, bro.
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[personal profile] toocoolforthis 2013-06-29 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
If I take it literally, it means a flower next to a rooster.
Which has no discernible meaning whatsoever.
Damn, English, you could at least make a minimal effort.
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[personal profile] toocoolforthis 2013-07-01 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Read and be amazed, nonbeliever.
Axiom, "a self-evident truth that requires no proof."
It's a word developed directly from Latin, which makes it far older than poppycock as a word.