THIRD ♋

[selfhatred]

SERIOUSLY, HOGWARTS? SERIOUSLY?
THE FUCKING RED STRING OF FATE?
YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME.

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[selfhatred]

WELL IT WAS ACTUALLY GAMZEE THAT HELPED ME FIGURE IT OUT.
SEE, THERE'S THIS EASTERN ROMANCE THING CALLED THE RED STRING. WHOEVER IT'S ATTACHED TO IS DESTINED TO BE YOURS.
ONLY THE CASTLE SCREWED IT UP AND IT'S BASICALLY JUST WHERE YOUR HEART LIES OR SOME SHIT.

[selfmakeout]

hmmm
then there is a possibility mine is broken
i do not see a string on any of my fingers at all
well besides my reminder ties anyway, i have you all there

[selfhatred]

...OH.
WELL NOT EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT THEY WANT AT OUR AGE I GUESS.

[selfmakeout]

oh bluh fucking bluh!!
i know what i want and i do not need a stupid string to tell me what i want!
and if anybody wants to know what i want as well, they could just ask me instead of watching out for magical red strings being attached to me

[selfhatred]

IT'S JUST A STUPID MYTH.
AND HOGWARTS IS A FUCKING BITCH.
ANYWAY, I DON'T HAVE ONE SO IT'S NOT LIKE IT FUCKING MATTERS.

[selfmakeout]

reeeeeeally?
or are you just saying that because you want to cover up that it leads to someone that is not me?
hehehehehe

[selfhatred]

REALLY.
WHY WOULD I LIE ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THIS?

[selfmakeout]

because i have found that you are shy about some things, mr. vantas :o
(but it is really really cute, though, dont get me wrong!!!)
but okay!
that is just fine with me, we are both not affected by this strangle of fate but know what we want anyway
right?

[selfhatred]

OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME CUTE AND SHY IN THE SAME FUCKING SENTENCE.
NO.
DEFINITELY NOT FUCKING AFFECTED IN THE SLIGHTEST.

[selfmakeout]

hehehehe yup!
spoilers: it is cute how flaily you get, too

[selfhatred]

I DO NOT GET FLAILY.

[selfmakeout]

you are showing an excellent example of yourself flailing for me right now
i think you are digging your own grave, karkat

[selfhatred]

RIGHT. WHATEVER.

[selfmakeout]

it is too bad neither of us got these strings though
even if it is a no-brainer it would have been kind of sweet to have a visual

[selfhatred]

YEAH, WELL THEY'RE NOTHING SPECIAL.
GAMZEE'S LEADS TO ME BUT IT STOPS A BIT SHORT BECAUSE I DON'T EXACTLY RECIPROCATE THE FEELINGS.

[selfmakeout]

hmmmm...
you are quite popular for such a grouchy arsehole

[selfhatred]

I DIDN'T ASK FOR IT.

[selfmakeout]

do not worry about it!
this is only one day out of the whole year, things will get better! :)

[selfhatred]

...I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT THAT.
WE'VE GOT A WHOLE YEAR TO FUCK EVERYTHING UP.

[selfmakeout]

um
or get CLOSER dumbfuck!!
why are you always so negative :\

[selfhatred]

SOMEONE HAS TO BE REALISTIC AROUND HERE.

[selfmakeout]

fine
i will just have to prove you wrong

[selfhatred]

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT EVEN SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

[selfmakeout]

you will seeeeeee ♥