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[selfhatred]

SERIOUSLY, HOGWARTS? SERIOUSLY?
THE FUCKING RED STRING OF FATE?
YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME.

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[mo_cara]

iS tHaT wHaT tHiS mOtHeRfUcKeR iS?
cAuSe I tRiEd PuLlInG iT aNd AiN't NoThInG aLl HaPpEnInG.

[selfhatred]

YEAH, THAT'S WHAT IT FUCKING IS I BET.
IT'S AN EASTERN THING, MOSTLY CONNECTED TO LOVERS BUT KNOWING HOGWARTS IT'S FUCKED IT UP.

[mo_cara]

YeAh, BeCaUsE dUdE, i AiN't GoT nO mOtHeRfUcKiN lOvErS.
sO i GuEsS yOuRs GoEs To JaDe, HuH?
;o)

[selfhatred]

GEE, THAT WASN'T A FUCKING HARD GUESS, WAS IT?
YEAH, MINE GOES TO HER.
ALTHOUGH IT'S KINDA ODD, BUT I GUESS EVEN IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYONE IT HAS TO GO SOMEWHERE.

[mo_cara]

YeAh, I'm FoLlOwInG mInE rIgHt NoW.
i'M tHiNkInG iT mIgHt LeAd To A tAsTyFiNe PiE wHaT iS DeStInEd FoR mE tO lOvE aNd EaT!

[selfmakeout]

you know what it is?
okay smart guy, what does it do?

[selfhatred]

WELL IT WAS ACTUALLY GAMZEE THAT HELPED ME FIGURE IT OUT.
SEE, THERE'S THIS EASTERN ROMANCE THING CALLED THE RED STRING. WHOEVER IT'S ATTACHED TO IS DESTINED TO BE YOURS.
ONLY THE CASTLE SCREWED IT UP AND IT'S BASICALLY JUST WHERE YOUR HEART LIES OR SOME SHIT.

[selfmakeout]

hmmm
then there is a possibility mine is broken
i do not see a string on any of my fingers at all
well besides my reminder ties anyway, i have you all there

[selfhatred]

...OH.
WELL NOT EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT THEY WANT AT OUR AGE I GUESS.

[selfmakeout]

oh bluh fucking bluh!!
i know what i want and i do not need a stupid string to tell me what i want!
and if anybody wants to know what i want as well, they could just ask me instead of watching out for magical red strings being attached to me

[fashioneighsta]

I don't think it has much to do with fate.

[selfhatred]

OH IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH FATE.
ONLY THESE SEEM TO BE DIFFERENT FROM THE NORM.
ME N' GAMZEE FIGURED IT OUT.

[fashioneighsta]

Well, darling, don't keep everything to yourself if you can explain it!

[selfhatred]

SINCE YOU ASKED.
THERE'S THIS EASTERN ROMANCE THING CALLED THE RED STRING. WHOEVER IT'S ATTACHED TO IS DESTINED TO BE YOURS.
ONLY THE CASTLE SCREWED IT UP AND IT'S BASICALLY JUST WHERE YOUR HEART LIES OR SOME SHIT.

[fashioneighsta]

How horribly romantic! I wish things were set up properly, instead of... well, how they are at the moment.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

uM, tHE WHAT,

[selfhatred]

RED STRING OF FATE.
IT'S JUST A STUPID EASTERN MYTH.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

uH, bUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN, eXACTLY,

[selfhatred]

WHOEVER IT'S ATTACHED TO IS DESTINED TO BE YOURS.
ONLY THE CASTLE SCREWED IT UP AND IT'S BASICALLY JUST WHERE YOUR HEART LIES OR SOME SHIT.
ME AND GAMZEE ALREADY FIGURED THAT OUT.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

oH, wELL THAT'S, uH, nICE,

eRRR, hYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING, wHAT HAPPENS IF IT'S NOT ATTACHED TO ANYTHING, bUT CLEARLY LEADS TO SOMETHING, oR IN THIS HYPOTHETICAL CASE, sOMEONE,

tO REITERATE, tHIS IS HYPOTHETICAL, aND, uH, nOT AT ALL A THING,

backdated like a mofo and also you're on hiatus

[cuddlefishpeixes]

I didn't even know people )(ad strings on t)(eir fingers today--

[there's a smudge of pink ink, like she just remembered the string that's been following her all day, about three feet behind her.]

...O)(.

I know I am but look at me, tagging away :\

[selfhatred]

YEAH. WELL LUCKY FOR YOU.

I'm glad you're feeling better! <3

[cuddlefishpeixes]

W)(at...does it mean w)(en t)(e string isn't...coming from your fingers?

<3

[selfhatred]

IT MEANS YOU DON'T RECIPROCATE WHAT THE OTHER PERSON IS FEELING.
GAMZEE'S STOPS A BIT AWAY FROM ME FOR EXAMPLE.

[cuddlefishpeixes]

..O)(.

Well, t)(is string t)(ing is dumb, anyway.