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[selfhatred]

SERIOUSLY, HOGWARTS? SERIOUSLY?
THE FUCKING RED STRING OF FATE?
YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME.

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[selfhatred]

RED STRING OF FATE.
IT'S JUST A STUPID EASTERN MYTH.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

uH, bUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN, eXACTLY,

[selfhatred]

WHOEVER IT'S ATTACHED TO IS DESTINED TO BE YOURS.
ONLY THE CASTLE SCREWED IT UP AND IT'S BASICALLY JUST WHERE YOUR HEART LIES OR SOME SHIT.
ME AND GAMZEE ALREADY FIGURED THAT OUT.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

oH, wELL THAT'S, uH, nICE,

eRRR, hYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING, wHAT HAPPENS IF IT'S NOT ATTACHED TO ANYTHING, bUT CLEARLY LEADS TO SOMETHING, oR IN THIS HYPOTHETICAL CASE, sOMEONE,

tO REITERATE, tHIS IS HYPOTHETICAL, aND, uH, nOT AT ALL A THING,

[selfhatred]

THAT'S WHAT GAMZEE'S DOES.
HIS STRING LEADS TO ME BUT BECAUSE I DON'T EXACTLY RECIPROCATE THE FEELING IT STOPS ABOUT A FOOT FROM ME OR SOMETHING.
SOME PEOPLE DON'T EVEN HAVE ONE.

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[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

sO,

tHAT'S, wHAT IT MEANS,

i SEE,

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

iT DOESN'T EVEN COME CLOSE TO TOUCHING,
oH MY GOSH SHE, mUST REALLY NOT RECIPROCATE AT ALL,

[selfhatred]

[He doesn't really have anything to say about that. He's still kind of depressed from the fact that his own doesn't connect to Jade and that she doesn't even have one.]

WE'RE HAVING A MINI SLEEPOVER IN GRYFFINDOR TOWER.
ME, JOHN AND GAMZEE I MEAN.
WANNA JOIN US?

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

uM, oKAY,
i GUESS, tHAT WOULD BE FUN, aND, mAYBE IT WOULD EVEN MAKE ME FEEL BETTER,

wAIT, aM i ALLOWED, uH, tO GO IN THERE,

[selfhatred]

GAMZEE'S HERE.
BESIDES, IF ANYONE DOES HAVE ANY FUCKING OBJECTIONS, THEY CAN SUCK MY DICK.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

uHHHH,
i DON'T THINK PROFESSORS, cAN DO THAT,

[selfhatred]

IT'S A FIGURE OF SPEECH.
SEE IF YOU CAN GRAB SOME ICE CREAM FROM THE KITCHENS TOO. HUFFLEPUFF COMMON ROOM IS DOWN THAT WAY, RIGHT?

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

iF IT'S A, fIGURE OF SPEECH, uH, tHEN WHAT WOULD THE LITERAL TRANSLATION OF THAT BE,

uM, yEAH,
i'LL TRY,